Friday 1 October 2021

Flower Beauty

After not wearing any mascara since March 2020, the Domestic Goblin decided to try a new mascara...

~ Warrior Princess Mascara by Flower Beauty.
Verdict: Gave fluttery, fanned out lashes. A dry formula which DG prefers. Did not claim to be water proof but gave some promising water resistance. A possible contender to her favourite Maybelline Full n Soft Waterproof.


Since finding out that her favourite concealer (Select Moisturecover in NW25 by MAC) had been discontinued, the Domestic Goblin experimented with various budget and high end options...



~ Light Illusion Full Coverage Concealer by Flower Beauty in the shade Medium Honey.
Verdict: Use sparingly. Photographs well. Works better in warmer weather when skin is not as dry.


Purchased in September 2021 from Superdrug



After satisfaction with the above two products, DG also tried the following Flower Beauty products:

~ Miracle Matte Lip Gloss in Merlot Kiss and Rosewood
Verdict: Colours look different once applied on the lips compared to the tube colour. Rosewood is a 'my lips but better' shade for a no makeup look. Will not repurchase Merlot Kiss.


~ In Your Prime - pore minimising primer
Verdict: Does what it says on the tin. However, there are cheaper alternatives that perform just as well or better. 



DG is also considering the Chill Out Smoothing Colour Corrector in Medium Peach when it is available for purchase in the UK. However, DG is unsure about the CBD element.



Pha Suk Villa

Toy teaches Meow and Panthep the right way to eat fish:

~ Take a small amount of wasabi and place it on top of your slice of fish. Then dip it in the soy sauce and eat it (as opposed to Meow mixing the wasabi in with the soy sauce which ruins the flavour with the overpowering wasabi). 

~ Start by eating the light tasting ones then move on to fish with strong flavours. Otherwise the stronger flavours will overpower the lighter fish:
  • White fish
  • Red fish (like salmon then salmon roe)
  • Oily fish (like Engawa)
  • Rolled omelette 


Toy explains the delicacies of Indian food to Panthep:

~ Toy orders Tandoori chicken, marinated lamb, dal charcoal and naan e bukumuch.

~ The spices are fragrant and rich, yet not overpowering and goes so well with the ingredients. 

~ Marinating spices with chicken makes the chicken taste richer.

~ Using them in a unique way with lamb does not make the meat taste gamey.

~ Each kind of curry in Indian cuisine is very unique and all taste really great.

~ Even the dough, like the naan that's eaten with curry, is fragrant and fluffy, unlike any other type of bread.

~ Tear naan with your hands and dip it in the curry.



Toy explains to Panthep how to eat thin noodles with soup and braised beef without staining his shirt:
  1. When you have time to spare, pick up noodles with your chopsticks and twist. Then follow it up with the broth.
  2. If you're in a hurry, tuck a napkin into your shirt.


Toy shows Panthep, Aimorn and Ink how to enjoy chilled rice (Thingyan rice) - a traditional Mon cuisine that is popular in the summer:

~ Eat the savoury ones first then the sweet ones

~ Start with the shrimp paste and work your way up

~ Scoop up the side dishes

~ Scoop up the rice

~ Then drink the jasmine juice - it's so refreshing

~ Don't put the side dishes in the rice bowl. it will ruin the floral and smoky smell. Eat them separately.

(Mon people are an ethnic group found in Myanmar and Thailand).



Toy advises Meow to take some Jasmine rice porridge served with minced pork patties, pork liver and pork intestines to Panthep's home in the morning to surprise him as he recuperates.



"Egg thread rolls remind me
of the golden bed
where at night you lay your head.

Each layer is peculiarly inviting
and I long to lie in bed with my darling"

(An extract from Verse of Food and Dessert composed by King Rama II)



* Information derived from Let's Eat (2021). A Thai remake of the plot in the original South Korean programme Let's Eat 2. The Thai version is based in Hua Hin. 

Pembroke University

Literary/lyrical quotes heard on 'The Chair'

"I grow old ... I grow old ...
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

Shall I part my hair behind?  Do I dare to eat a peach?
I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.

I do not think that they will sing to me.

I have seen them riding seaward on the waves
Combing the white hair of the waves blown back
When the wind blows the water white and black.
We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown."
(T.S. Eliot)


"My face is my fortune, that's why I'm totally broke."
(Bette Midler)


"Though she be but little, she is fierce."
(Helena referring to Hermia from Midsummer Night's Dream)



Other quotes from the series

"Professor Dobson's class is like the limp-dicked version of his pretencious writing."


"Sports jacket, check. Five o'clock shadow, check. Sneaking drugs out the back, check. You just need a wide-eyed coed then you will have successfully checked every box in the disaffected middle-aged white-male-professor cliche."



Laura Horowitz

Domestic Goblin's favourite films and programmes that feature her favourite female actor,  Winona Ryder


Beetlejuice (1988)
Winona plays Lydia Deetz, whose parents purchase a country home that had belonged to the Maitlands who died in a car accident.


Heathers (1989)
Winona plays a character called Veronica Sawyer, who is part of a popular clique at Westerburg High with Heather Chandler, Heather Duke, and Heather McNamara. 


Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
Winona stars as Mina Murray, the fiancee of Jonathan Harker; and as Elisabeta, the wife of Vlad Dracula.
 

Reality Bites (1994)
Winona stars as Leilaina Pierce, who graduated 
valedictorian of her university and starts her first job as a production assistant at 'Good Morning Grant' whilst aspiring to become a documentarian.


FRIENDS episode 7:20 (2001)   
Guest appearance as Melissa Warburton, a party planner who was a college friend of, and sorority sisters with, Rachel Greene. One night during senior year, they attended the Sigma Chi luau and drank a lot of sangria. Upon their return to the house, they ended up kissing for several minutes.


Stranger Things TV series (2016-present)
Starring as Joyce Byers, a divorcee and the mother of Jonathan and Will. Her younger son Will is captured by a monster from an alternative dimension discovered by scientists at Hawkins Laboratory.



The Lion and the Unicorn

According to George Orwell in 1941:


England Your England

~ National characteristics are not easy to pin down, and when pinned down they often turn out to be trivialities or seem to have no connexion with one another. Spaniards are cruel to animals, Italians can do nothing without making a deafening noise, the Chinese are addicted to gambling. 

~ Here are a couple of generalizations about England that would be accepted by almost all observers. One is that the English are not gifted artistically. They are not as musical as the Germans or Italians, painting and sculpture have never flourished in England as they have in  France. Another is that, as Europeans go, the English are not intellectual. They have a horror of abstract thought, they feel no need for any philosophy or systematic ‘world-view’.

~ We are a nation of flower-lovers, but also a nation of stamp-collectors, pigeon-fanciers, amateur carpenters coupon-snippers, darts-players, crossword-puzzle fans.

~ Why is the goose-step not used in England? It is not used because the people in the
street would laugh. Beyond a certain point, military display is only possible in countries where the common people dare not laugh at the army.

~ There is no question about the inequality of wealth in England. It is grosser than in any European country, and you have only to look down the nearest street to see it.

~ Patriotism is usually stronger than class-hatred, and always stronger than any kind of internationalism.


~ England is the most class-ridden country under the sun. It is a land of snobbery and privilege, ruled largely by the old and silly. But in any calculation about it one has got to take into account its emotional unity, the tendency of nearly all its inhabitants to feel alike and act together in moments of supreme crisis.

~ England is not the jewelled isle of Shakespeare’s much-quoted message, nor is it the inferno depicted by Dr Goebbels. More than either it resembles a family, a rather stuffy Victorian family, with not many black sheep in it but with all its cupboards bursting with skeletons. 

~ It has rich relations who have to be kow-towed to and poor relations who are horribly sat upon, and there is a deep conspiracy of silence about the source of the family income.

~ It is a family in which the young are generally thwarted and most of the power is in the hands of irresponsible uncles and bedridden aunts. Still, it is a family. It has its private language and its common memories, and at the approach of an enemy it closes its ranks. 

~ A family with the wrong members in control – that, perhaps, is as near as one can come to describing England in a phrase.

Since the fifties every war in which England has engaged has started off with a series of disasters, after which the situation has been saved by people comparatively low in the social scale.

 After 1918 there began to appear something that had never existed in England before: people of indeterminate social class. In 1910 every human
being in these islands could be ‘placed’ in an instant by his clothes, manners and accent. That is no longer the case.

~ This war, unless we are defeated, will wipe out most of the existing class privileges. There are every day fewer people who wish them to continue.
Nor need we fear that as the pattern changes life in England will lose its peculiar flavour. The new red cities of Greater London are crude enough,
but these things are only the rash that accompanies a change. In whatever shape England emerges from the war it will be deeply tinged with the characteristics that I have spoken of earlier. The intellectuals who hope to see it Russianized or Germanized will be disappointed. 

~ The gentleness, the hypocrisy, the thoughtlessness, the reverence for law and the hatred of uniforms will remain, along with the suet puddings and the misty skies. It needs some very great disaster, such as prolonged subjugation by a foreign enemy, to destroy a national culture. 

~ The Stock Exchange will be pulled down, the horse plough will give way to the tractor, the country houses will be turned into children’s holiday camps, the Eton and Harrow match will be forgotten, but England will still be England, an everlasting animal
stretching into the future and the past, and, like all living things, having the power to change out of recognition and yet remain the same.



Shopkeepers at War

What this war has demonstrated is that private capitalism – that is, an economic system in which land, factories, mines and transport are owned
privately and operated solely for profit – does not work. It cannot deliver the goods. This fact had been known to millions of people for years past, but nothing ever came of it, because there was no real urge from below to alter the system, and those at the top had trained themselves to be impenetrably stupid on just this point.

~ The difference between Socialism and capitalism is not primarily a difference of technique. One cannot simply change from one system to the other as one might install a new piece of machinery in a factory, and then carry on as before, with the same people in positions of control. Obviously there is also needed a complete shift of power. New blood, new men, new
ideas – in the true sense of the word, a revolution.

~ England is a family with the wrong members in control. Almost entirely we are governed by the rich, and by people who step into positions of command by right of birth. Few if any of these people are consciously treacherous, some of them are not even fools, but as a class they are quite incapable of leading us to victory.



The English Revolution

~ In England there is only one Socialist party that has ever seriously mattered, the Labour Party. It has never been able to achieve any major change, because except in purely domestic matters it has never possessed a genuinely independent policy. It was and is primarily a party of the trade unions, devoted to raising wages and improving working conditions. This meant that all through the critical years it was directly interested in the prosperity of British capitalism. In particular it was interested in the maintenance of the British Empire, for the wealth of England was drawn largely from Asia and Africa.

~ To a Labour government in power, three imperial policies would have been open. 

One was to continue administering the Empire exactly as before, which meant dropping all pretensions to Socialism. 

Another was to set the subject peoples ‘free’, which meant in practice handing them over to Japan, Italy and other predatory powers, and incidentally causing a catastrophic drop in the British standard of living. 

The third was to develop a positive imperial policy, and aim at transforming the Empire into a federation of Socialist states, like a looser and freer version of the Union of Soviet Republics. 

~ But the Labour Party’s history and background made this impossible. It was a party of the trade unions, hopelessly parochial in outlook, with little interest in imperial affairs and no contacts among the men who actually held the Empire together.

~ The history of the past seven years has made it perfectly clear that Communism has no chance in western Europe. The appeal of Fascism is enormously greater. In one country after another the Communists have been rooted out by their more up-to-date enemies, the Nazis. In the English-
speaking countries they never had a serious footing.

~ I suggest that the following six-point programme is the kind of thing we need. The first three points deal with England’s internal policy, the other three with the Empire and the world:

1. Nationalization of land, mines, railways, banks and major industries.

2. Limitation of incomes, on such a scale that the highest tax-free income in Britain does not exceed the lowest by more than ten to one.

3. Reform of the educational system along democratic lines.

4. Immediate Dominion status for India, with power to secede when the war is over.

5. Formation of an Imperial General Council, in which the coloured peoples are to be represented.

6. Declaration of formal alliance with China, Abyssinia and all other victims of the Fascist powers.

~ The general tendency of this programme is unmistakable. It aims quite frankly at turning this war into a revolutionary war and England into a Socialist democracy.

~ Education. There are certain immediate steps that we could take towards a democratic educational system. We could start by abolishing the autonomy
of the public schools and the older universities and flooding them with State-aided pupils chosen simply on grounds of ability. 

~ At present, public-school education is partly a training in class prejudice and partly a sort of tax that the middle classes pay to the upper class in return for the right to enter certain professions. I

~ It is true that that state of affairs is altering. The
middle classes have begun to rebel against the expensiveness of education, and the war will bankrupt the majority of the public schools if it continues for another year or two.

~ The evacuation is also producing certain minor
changes. But there is a danger that some of the older schools, which will be able to weather the financial storm longest, will survive in some form or another as festering centres of snobbery. 

~ As for the 10,000 ‘private’ schools that England possesses, the vast majority of them deserve nothing except suppression. They are simply commercial undertakings, and in many cases
their educational level is actually lower than that of the elementary schools. 

~ They merely exist because of a widespread idea that there is something disgraceful in being educated by the public authorities. The State could quell this idea by declaring itself responsible for all education, even if at the start this were no more than a gesture.

~ We need gestures as well as actions. It is all too obvious that our talk of ‘defending democracy’ is nonsense while it is a mere accident of birth that decides whether a gifted child shall or shall not get the education it deserves.

~ A piece of Shakespearean bombast was much quoted at the beginning of the war:

Come the four corners of the world in arms
And we shall shock them: naught shall make us rue
If England to herself do rest but true.

~ By revolution we become more ourselves, not less. There is no question of stopping short, striking a
compromise, salvaging ‘democracy’, standing still. Nothing ever stands still. 

~ We must add to our heritage or lose it, we must grow greater or grow less, we must go forward or backward. I believe in England, and I believe
that we shall go forward.



You're in my Spot

Favourite Scenes and Episodes from The Big Bang Theory 


Season Two

~ Episode 11: The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
Penny gives Sheldon a napkin that has been used and signed by Leonard Nimoy as a Christmas present. 



Season Three

Episode 21: The Plimpton Stimulation
Dr Elizabeth Plimpton stays over at Sheldon's place and seduces Leonard and Rajesh.

Episode 22: The Staircase Implementation
We find out what happened to the elevator.



Season Five

~ Episode 23: The Launch Acceleration 
Amy devises an experiment to increase Sheldon's feelings towards her in an accelerated time frame.



Season Seven

Episode 3: The Scavenger Vortex
Raj plans a scavenger hunt for his friends.


Episode 6: The Romance Resonance
For their first year anniversary, Howard and the gang sings to Bernadette whilst she is quarantining in hospital following a lab accident.Click here to listen to the song on YouTube.


Episode 9: The Thanksgiving Decoupling
Sheldon watches football with Mike (Howard's father-in law) and bonds.



Season Eight

Episode 12: The Clean Room Infiltration
Amy hosts a Victorian themed Christmas Eve party. 



Season Nine

Episode 4: The 2003 Approximation
Raj and Howard performs Thor and Dr Jones.


Episode 8: The Mystery Date Observation
Raj and Howard puts a post on Craigslist in order to help Sheldon find another girlfriend.
Amy goes on a third date with Dave (a tall British divorced Maths teacher) at an Italian restaurant on Walnut, who turns out to be a big fan of Sheldon and Leonard's work.



Season Eleven

Episode 12: The Matrimonial Metric
Sheldon and Amy perform scientific experiments on their friends to help them decide who to choose as their best man/woman and maid/gentleman of honour.


Episode 24: The Bow Tie Asymmetry 
Sheldon and Amy's wedding day.


Rajesh's Scavenger Hunt

Rajesh plans a scavenger hunt for his friends

Scavenger hunts are a tradition at elite universities with hunts full of puzzles that rely on logic, obscure knowledge, science etc.


The premise:
Somewhere in the city of Pasadena, Rajesh has hidden a golden coin. Teams will be faced with a total of ten puzzles. Each puzzle will lead the participants to the location of the next puzzle, the last of which will lead you to the coin. The first team to find it wins!


The teams:
Penny and Sheldon
Amy and Howard
Bernadette and Leonard


The Scavenger Hunt:

The first puzzle is a jigsaw puzzle.
Answer: the comic book store.

The second puzzle is a riddle given by The Riddler.

Riddle me this:
Arrah, arrah, and gather round, 
the work of this hero is legion bound. 
He multiplies N by the number of He
and in this room the thing you'll see.

Answer: the geology lab.
Explanation: The Arrah Arrah in the riddle means Jan Arrah, a member of the Legion of Superheroes known as Element Lad. And then the word 'He' it wasn't the masculine pronoun, but rather H E the abreviation for Helium. Element Lady's ability is the power to transmute chemical elements. Helium has an atomic number of two. If you multiply that by the atomic number of 'N', Nitrogen, you get 14 which is the atomic number of silicon and that is the most common element in the earth's surface. So that narrowed it down to the geology lab or the chemistry lab. Finally, the line "in this room the thing you'll see" was an obvious reference to the Fantastic Four member The Thing who's made entirely of rocks.

The third puzzle: 
To continue in your quest, leave no stone unturned.
Answer: Lift up the Rolling Stones poster.
Map coordinates: 
34.1516
-118.0767
The Bowling Alley.

The fourth puzzle:
Answer: the disused elevator shaft.

The fifth puzzle
Answer: the Planetarium.

The sixth puzzle:
Answer: the tar pits.

The seventh puzzle:
Answer: the laundry room.

The eight puzzle:
Answer: Sheldon's spot.

The ninth puzzle:
Answer: Rajesh tells them to look in their pockets.

Everyone has a coin. When you're all having fun together, you're already winners.

Beautiful.

😊😊😊


Mary Cooper's List

The list that Leonard said he would give to Mary Cooper 

Racist, politically incorrect and offensive things that Mary should not have said:

  • I made chicken. I hope that isn't one of the animals that you people think is magic (talking to Rajesh)
  • After our moment of silent meditation, I'm gonna end with "in Jesus' name", but you two don't feel any obligation to join in (talking to Howard and Rajesh)
  • His eyes came out a little thin, but you can just pretend he's Chinese (referring to the smiley face she carved into Sheldon's grilled cheese sandwich)
  • At our church, we have a woman who is an amazing healer. Mostly she does crutch and wheelchair people but I bet she'd be willing to take a shot at whatever Third-World demon is running around inside of you (trying to help Rajesh's trouble talking to the ladies)
  • You got a lot of cats and you gave them cute Jewish names
  • Well, putting aside the pig Latin... (after Sheldon makes an excellent physics point)
  • Kung fu letters
  • Ching chong
  • You never think about it going the other way (reaction to Leonard telling her that Priya's parents were not happy with her dating somebody white)
  • I thought it was our Indians that had the occasional alcohol problem (when she saw Rajesh drunk)
  • That would be mighty white of you
  • Rosary rattlers (Catholics)

Shamy's Wedding

Choosing a wedding date:

Originally, Amy wanted June 15th, but that was vetoed by Sheldon because that's the day after Flag Day. Everybody would be partied out.

It must be on a weekend.

Not near anybody's birthdays.

Not the weekend of Comic-Con.

A weekend date that's completely boring and uneventful.

Looking into the past, Sheldon reckons the perfect wedding date would have been May 19th 1996. The honeymoon would have coincided with the first appearance of the Hale-Bopp comet.

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The Wedding Party

In season 11, episode 12 of The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon and Amy decided to take emotion out of the process when choosing who to be their best man/woman and their maid/gentleman of honour. They devised a series of scientific experiments and tasks to help them decide based on empirical metrics. In effect, the decision would be made by the data and not them. Therefore, hurting their friend's feelings without taking any responsibility.

Specialised tests/scenarios included:

~ They were given plain rice instead of fried rice from the Chinese takeaway. 
This constitutes a catering crisis. Howard steps up and takes care of it by ringing the restaurant and talking to them in Mandarin Chinese.

~ Making a toast. 
Inconclusive.

~ Asking for a sewing kit.
Penny brings one to them in one minute and 19 seconds.
Bernadette sent them one from Amazon using standard shipping.

~ Loyalty / keeping secrets.
Amy says to Raj that she needs to tell him something about Howard. Initially Raj says he does not like to engage in gossip. However, Raj then asks Amy if it's about his special underwear with a charcoal filter. Sheldon tells Bernadette that he can control the thermostat in Leonard's apartment with his phone and when Leonard makes Sheldon mad, he turns it up slightly. When Howard asks them what they are talking about, Bernadette says: literally nothing interesting.

~ Getting to the ceremony on time.
Sheldon asks Leonard to take him to Arcadia within the hour because the train store is having a sale. Leonard asks why Amy couldn't drive him. When Sheldon explains that it's because of the tradition that he cannot see Amy on the day of the train store sale. Leonard says he needs to see a doctor. Raj actually took Sheldon to the train store.

~ How well do our friends know us?
Penny knows that aunt Doe is Amy's favourite aunt; asks whether she figured out what that thing on her knee was and remembered that she does like to bake.

~ Dealing with cold feet.
At the comic book store, Sheldon tells Howard that he has had his eye on the limited edition Swamp Thing but now that he is about to buy it, he is having second thoughts. Howard thinks it's pretty expensive. Sheldon asks, what if it makes him happy waking up and seeing it every morning for the rest of his life. Howard questions this by saying: really, a walking clump of swamp grass?

~ A brain teaser about a group of people at dinner and you need to figure out where they can sit without fighting.
Mr Green can't sit next to anyone eating meat. Uncle Light Blue won't sit next to any of the darker colours. Aunt Orange can't sit next to the bar without Ms Pink saying: Jesus thinks you've had enough whisky. 
Clue: Dr Purple is a woman.

~ Amy gave everyone a plastic ring and told them to hold onto it.
Raj's dog, Cinnamon ate his.

~ Howard figured out that Sheldon and Amy were secretly rating them.



The Wedding Day

Date: Saturday May 12
Venue: Caltech Athenaeum Club 

Maid of Honour: Penny
Best Man: Leonard

Original Officiator: Wil Wheaton  
Final Surprise Officiator: Mark Hamill (as a favour to Howard for finding his dog Bark)

Notable wedding guests:
Larry Fowler and Mrs Fowler 
Mary Cooper, Missy Cooper and George Cooper Jr
Stuart Bloom and Denise
Bert Kibbler
Barry Kripke

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The Honeymoon

Legoland: Consummating marriage in hotel room.
New York: Harry Potter play parts one and two; tour of the sites where Nikola Tesla lived, worked and slowly went crazy; and making vigorous socially sanctioned love.

Sheldon explains to Amy that he is not a particularly physical person but he wants to be a good husband to her and intimacy is part of that. Sheldon is worried that if he doesn't schedule their bedroom endeavours, then he may not think about them and Amy will grow cold and distant and seek solace in the arms of a heavily muscled longshoreman. 

Amy suggests a compromise: Sheldon can make all the schedules he wants but he doesn't tell her about them.

Sheldon agrees and says he will use an algorithm that will generate a pseudo-random schedule. 

It won't be a true random schedule because the generation of true random numbers remains an unsolved problem in computer science.

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