Monday, 1 December 2025

Personal Fragrance Wardrobe 2025

Joyful to wear any time, any season
Libre EdT by YSL


Evenings only
Onyx Air by Aaron Terence Hughes


Awesome professional combo
Molecule 01+ Black Tea by Eccentric Molecules
CK One Essence by Calvin Klein

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Mystery Arabian Perfume Oil
N12

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Honourable mentions
English Pear & Freesia by Jo Malone
Scarlet Poppy by Jo Malone

 
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* This list is subject to change at any time *


Sniffing the Paradigm

Molecule 01+ Black Tea 
by Escentric Molecules

An aromatic cloud of enveloping Iso E Super pierced with the splendour of Black Tea and Maté Tea Absolue, tempered with bitter-fresh notes and a whisper of florals. 

Woody, musky, fresh.

DGs comments: ✅✅ Sparkling and refreshing. 
DG hopes that Escentric Molecules will bring out a 30ml sized bottle.



Mod Vanilla 
by Ariana Grande

Found in Ariana's Loewe bag.

Top: Pink Freesia, Juicy Plum, Creamy Musks
Heart: Orris Butter, White Praline, Jasmine Petals
Base notes: Vanilla Absolute, Cocoa Butter

Modern. Sensual. Disruptive.

DGs comments: ❌ If you ignore the ashtray beginning and wait, you will experience the creamy sweet drydown. However, DG would rather have a perfume with a less challenging opening.



Libre (EdT) 
by YSL

Recommended by Youtuber Coco Pebz.

Top notes: Tangerine, Bergamot, Lavender
Heart notes: Orange Blossom, Absolu Jasmine, White Jasmine Tea
Base notes: Musk, Vanilla, Amber Gris

Freedom to be yourself. Freedom of choice. No compromise. Your own rules.

For the carefree, those who want to experience life in a liberated state of undressed femininity.

DGs comments: ✅✅ Addictively warm, clean and long lasting. Will purchase a full-sized bottle.




Sunlit Clementine & Vetiver (EdP) 
by Molton Brown

Recommended by Youtuber Arlene of Delicious Delights

Top notes: Clementine, mandarin, lime
Heart notes: Fig, hazelnut, iris
Base notes: Moss, bourbon vetiver, suede


 Spend every day in endless summer; live the good life.

Beaming. Zesty. Feel-good.

DGs comments: ✅ The citrus and vetiver projects well. Could not detect any of the heart notes.

Cheirosa 71 Perfume Mist by Sol de Janeiro

Inspired by Brazil’s love for desserts and the iconic Confeitaria Colombo bakery that swept Rio in 1971.

Top notes: Caramelised vanilla, sea salt
Heart notes: Toasted macadamia nut, white chocolate
Base notes: Tonka bean, coconut blossom
DGs comments: ✅ Smells like a delicious salted almond tart.

CK One (EdT) by Calvin Klein
A nineties classic that the Domestic Goblin ignored the first time round.
Top notes: Green tea, bergamot.   
Heart notes: Rose, violet. 
Base notes: Musk, amber.
Cool. Refreshing. Iconic.

DGs comments: ✅ Smells similar to Bvlgari au The Vert. Layers well with other scents.


Halfeti (EdP) by Penhaligons

The scent is inspired by the village of Halfeti and the unique, dark-red 'black' roses that grow there.
Bergamot. Rose. Oud.
For the amorous adventurer who wanders far and wide.
DGs comments: ❌ It smells nice from the sample vial but on DGs skin, its a strong, dominating oud and nothing else.

I Don't Need A Prince By My Side To Be A Princess by Kilian

A gourmand fragrance to empower the one wearing it. 
Ginger. Green tea. Marshmallow.
Like sipping on a green tea mocha with a tip of ginger on the nose.
DGs comments: ❌ Two hours of bitter burnt marshmallow bits and then a jar of linear fluff as the drydown. But not in a good way.

Midnight Fantasy by Britney Spears
The Domestic Goblin used to wear this scent more than 15 years ago and decided to revisit this.
Top notes: Raspberry, black cherry, plum.
Middle notes: Night orchid, freesia, iris.
Base notes: Amber, musk, vanilla.
DGs comments: ❌ Either DGs nose has changed or the formula has. What was once a gloriously dark seductive scent is now a blueberry shampoo.

Chergui by Serges Lutens

The Domestic Goblin first sampled this in 2014 and decided to revisit this scent to see if it was full bottle worthy.
Immortal flower, leather of Russia, hay.
A fragrant, ambery and candied aroma.
DGs comments: ❌  Smells like it has been reformulated to a rather apologetic shadow of it's former self. Although still a decent scent, it's not the version DG fell in love with.

Muguet by Yves Rocher
Our Botanical garden in La Gacilly, Brittany, remind us that walking in a garden is a simple pleasure. The Yves Rocher Eau Fraiche Collection reconnects with essential pleasures. An escape to a simple and authentic Nature that makes us feel good.
The springtime freshness of Lily of the Valley.
DGs comments: ❌ It transitions from a quiet green soapy soliflore to a lingering floral scent by the end of your working day. Will regift to someone else but won't repurchase.

Green Tea Coconut Breeze by Elizabeth Arden
Salted coconut flesh, coconut shavings delight, green tea, karmaflor®, white amber, musk and oakmoss.
An energising tropical scent.
DGs comments: ❌ Nothing special. Will regift to someone else but won't repurchase.

Green Tea Pistachio Crunch by Elizabeth Arden
Bergamot, pistachio husk, green tea, heliotrope, vanilla bean and white amber.
A savoury gourmand fragrance.
DGs comments: ❌ Nothing special on its own but layers well with another fragrance. Will  regift to someone else but won't repurchase.

Eternity for Women by Calvin Klein 
When the Domestic Goblin used to wear this fragrance, it had a gloriously radiant floral top note. A few years ago DG noticed it was reformulated and the floral note didn't develop until later on. 
Top notes: Freesia, mandarin, sage.
Middle notes: White lily, marigold. 
Base notes: Sandalwood, patchouli, amber.
DGs comments: ❌Now smelling a new bottle in 2025, it's a warmer floral scent. Not sparkling. Will regift but won't repurchase.

Mesmerising Oudh Accord & Gold (EdP) 
by Molton Brown
Explore the steamy depths of a spiced forest.
Top notes: Honeyed davana.
Heart notes: Balmy saffron.
Base notes: Spirited oudh accord.
Precious. Heady. Mesmerising.
DGs comments: ❌✅ On DGs skin, only the oud is amplified. However, it is a polite oud that she can tolerate. Others think it smells mesmerising on her. Might buy as a gift for someone else.

CK One Essence by Calvin Klein

Fresh. Provocative. Unapologetic. 

Twice as concentrated as the original icon.

Top notes: Italian bergamot, blood orange.
Heart notes: Green tea accords.
 Base notes: Sandalwood, upcycled musk.  

Clean and sensual.

DGs comments: ✅ The citrusy notes in this essence just radiates off DGs skin. Fortunately, DG did not detect any synthetic or metallic notes in the opening that was mentioned by other YouTubers. 

Reviving Rosemary Perfume Oil 
by Molton Brown 
Formulated with Madagascan tamanu oil.
Top notes: Rosemary, eucalyptus
Heart notes: Geranium
Base notes: Patchouli, cedarwood
Invigorating. Uplifting. Renewing.

DGs comments: ✅❎ Very gentle wafts of soapy Christmas trees. Will finish using the perfume oil but won't repurchase until Molton Brown offers this in a stronger eau de parfum spray.


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DG's Makeup and Skincare Routine 2025

Daytime

After washing face, prep skin with:

~ Favourite sunscreen
ELF Liquid Poreless Putty Primer


Then use:
Wow Brow Gel in Neutral Brown to fill in sparse areas in the brow.

~ Curl lashes with a teaspoon.
~ Apply Rimmel 100% Waterproof Mascara to already curled top lashes.
~ ELF No Budge Matte Shadow Stick in Cool Beans or Victoria Beckham Satin Kajal Liner in Cocoa to line the lower lash line 
~ MAC Espresso Eyeshadow to line the lower lash line with small angled brush on top of first liner.
 

~ Estee Lauder Double Wear Stay in Place Concealer in 2.5C for dark under eye circles.

~ Apply lip colour. Current favourites include: ELF O Face Satin Lipstick in 'Shameless' and MAC lip glass in 'Nymphette'.


Evening 

In the evening, remove makeup and sunscreen with a cleansing balm. Recent favourites include the ELF Holy Hydration Makeup Melting Cleansing Balm and House of Joseon Radiance Cleansing Balm.

Protect face with favourite treatment, moisturiser or face oil.


Saturday, 1 November 2025

Frivolous October

In October 2025, the Domestic Goblin treated herself to three items from Victoria Beckham Beauty.

Perhaps it was the Netflix documentary that motivated DG to show some support for our former Posh Spice or perhaps she's just worth it.


~ Satin Kajal Eyeliner in Cocoa
Described as a creamy, smudge-free and waterproof kajal eyeliner in a high performing, decadent rich matte brown colour.

DGs comments: Does what it says on the tin.

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The perfumes were rather pricey so the Domestic Goblin opted to buy the hand creams that are infused with the scent instead. 


~ Portofino '97 Hand Cream
Inspired by the Italian seaside.
Notes include: Calabrian, bergamot, black pepper, white sheets, incense, amber, patchouli and vetiver. 

DGs comments: A non-greasy hand cream with a surprisingly delicate and sparkling scent.

Although an enjoyable hand cream to use, there are much more affordable options with similar performance.

Will not repurchase due to size of tube and price.


~ 21:50 Rêverie Hand Cream
The luxuriant ambience of Java nights.
Notes include: Tobacco leaves, plum, vanilla pods, tonka beans and cedarwood.

DGs comments: A non-greasy hand cream with a scent of chocolate digestives biscuits. 

Although an enjoyable hand cream to use, there are much more affordable options with similar performance.

Will not repurchase due to size of tube and price.


~ Bonus Green Velvet Pochette 
This was the best part of the purchase and it was free.


Overall verdict on Victoria Beckham Beauty: Good quality products but too pricey and not enough wow factor to continue repurchasing.


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Satsuma and Avocado

Search for Satsuma 

Chocolate and orange velveteen served with clotted cream

Maybe the ducks knew the secret of the cave
Go and fuck a puppet on the moon

The only thing that reminds me of James Corden is folded pizza

Anaglypta wallpaper
Huge warm watermelon
It never got much hotter than a Labrador's belly
Liquid beef

Corn cob dongle

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Avocado Scholar

Viva tomatoes 
Apple and launderette 
Skinny parsnip-legged denim jeans
A less hectic brew
Death by budget mince
Pound shop gangster
Do limpets drink coffee?
Ron Walker's Magic Drops
A small coffee and a slice of Battenberg


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Found poem inspired by 'The Satsuma Complex' and 'The Hotel Avocado' both written by Bob Mortimer


Smelling Zara

Dark Romance
Notes: Jasmine flowers, Chantilly cream, tonka bean, toffee and vanilla.
DGs verdict: Polite sweet milk tea. Won't repurchase.


Cocoa & Latte
Notes: White chocolate, whipped cream and white suede.
DGs verdict: Weak milkshake. Won't repurchase.


A Sweet Pastry in Paris
Notes: Fresh lemon, sweet sugar cane and velvety vanilla.
DGs verdict: Nutty lemon meringue cake.


Fashionably London
Notes: Bergamot, rose and musk.
DGs verdict: All musk and no rose according to DGs nose. Non-binary rose. Won't repurchase.


Magnificently Dubai
Notes: Bergamot, saffron, oud, leather and vanilla.
DGs verdict: Headache inducing incense. Won't repurchase.


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Wednesday, 1 October 2025

King Yi Heon: a tyrant and a gourmet

Mangunrok




~ Venison Chateaubriand
Tenderloin reverse-seared and smoked in rice straw then served with a red ginseng and Korean blackberry sauce; a soybean puree; then finished off with a tuille made with misutgaru (a Korean grain powder) and garnished with hardy orange caviar on the side.

A royal dish made using centuries-old straw fire grilling technique that originated in the Joseon Dynasty.


~ Gochujang butter bibimbap 
Barley rice with wild vegetables, poached egg, beurre noisette instead of sesame oil and mixed with gochujang paste.

When the beurre noisette is heated up and browned, it gives off a nutty aroma. When used instead of sesame oil it makes for a very unique bibimbap. A worldclass French bibimbap dish. 



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~ Jeopbinggaek for two members of the Im family
A hospitality meal with nine side dishes that reflects the regions landscape and customs. 

Guests should be able to  discern the geography and the people's sentiment and success of the harvest from the meal alone.

Sous-vide bull beef holds the essence of this regions nature itself.

The salt for dipping the meat contains fermented shrimp from Mapo Port; anchovies from the west coast and Pyogo mushrooms from Mount Nago.



When the guanylic acid in the Pyogo mushrooms; the inosinic acid in the anchovies and the glutamic acid in the fermented shrimp are combined in specific ratios, you get a major boost of umami flavour. The so-called umami bomb that we call MSG. No different from the synthetic version used in modern day cooking.

Used to enrich the flavour of food. It enhances savouriness and reduces saltiness.


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~ First Royal meal served in the King's chambers
The Royal Cuisine of the Versailles Court, also known as haute cuisine or traditional French food.

Beef tartare with assorted vegetables and egg yolk served alongside kelp chips. This tastes richer and sweeter than other raw meat. Powerful but shy and it leaves a lingering taste on my tongue.



Potage: thick milk porridge with peas. The aroma is not extravagant but it is subtle and fresh and has a clean taste. Like peas glistening in the morning sun and bursting out of the pods one by one.



The flower of haute cuisine: viande! Deer tongue grilled over charcoal enhances the texture as well as the flavour and aroma.



Historically speaking, deer represents the king and it's tongue was considered one of the eight delicacies. A very rare ingredient to come by.

That's why the fight for royal power is called Chukrok (chasing the deer).


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~ Royal cooking competition
Judges
~ The King Yi Heon
~ Grand Royal Queen Dowager Inju (the King's grandmother)
~ Queen Dowager Jahyeon (the King's stepmother and the late King's second wife)
~ Fourth rank consort Kang Mok-ju (the King's concubine)
~ First rank consort Sung (the late King's concubine)
~ Consort Yang (the late King's concubine)

Theme
The spirit of filial piety.

Main ingredients
Tofu, doenjang (soybean paste).

Time limit
Two hours.

Maeng Man-su (eighth-rank senior cook)
Made eomandu - a Joseon Royal court dish of steamed dumplings with thin slices of grey mullet fish used as the dumpling skin. The stuffing was made with finely minced beef, stir fried cucumbers, mungbean sprouts and tofu.




Eom Bong-sik (seventh-rank senior cook)
Made tofu yeonpotang - a Joseon Royal court dish of clear soup with tofu cooked in the broth. Sliced tofu was seared in a pan, filled with minced chicken, tied together with water parsley and then cooked in the chicken and jeolmi deonjang broth. Pyogo mushrooms from Jinan and caterpillar fungus were also used to enhance the flavour of the broth and is good for boosting one's energy.




Yeon Ji-yeong (sixth-rank junior cook)
Made a clam and spinach deonjang soup served with rice. The clams add a refreshing savoury flavour and spinach is good for bone health and anemia. The Grand Royal Queen Dowager remembers tasting the bowl of deonjang soup made by her mother (which would have tasted of clams from the Seomjin River) before she had to leave home to enter the palace.




Food and medicine are of one origin. Instead of bitter medicine, maintain your health with tasty food.


~ Doenjang pasta
The meal served to the King after Ji-yeong was reappointed as Chief Royal Cook of the Royal Kitchen.
 
The spaghetti is made with buckwheat flour and the sauce is made with salty stirfried deonjang and savoury clams. The dish is topped with spinach pesto.


The doenjang sauce together with the spinach is smooth and sweet. The earthy buckwheat and the savouriness of the clams lingers in your mouth until the end.

This doenjang pasta is the dish Ji-yeong's father made for her whenever she was upset.


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~ Dried pollock consomme
A French-style clear soup to soothe his Majesty's hangover.



~ The King wasn't hungry
His Majesty didn't want any royal meals for almost 24 hours and even turned away Chicken Fricassee - a French cream stew with chicken; grilled seabream; breakfast etc.


~ Is the King thinking of her because he is hungry or is he hungry because he is thinking of her?
Chicken soup - a clear chicken broth with meat and vegetables (like a rice gruel flavoured with chicken broth) to soothe His Majesty's stomach considering he hasn't eaten a meal all day.

Dongchimi - an easily digestible side dish to spark appetite.


~ Natgeotsang for the King and Grand Prince Jesan (cousin of his Majesty's father, the late King)
Consort Kang instructs Cook Maeng to prepare cold chicken soup and chicken dumplings using young yellow feathered hens. It's meant to invigorate the organs and helps fight the summer heat.

Chief Royal Cook made Beef Snowflake Schnitzel (a German home style beef cutlet) served with tartar sauce and raspberry jam. Full of protein to aid the recovery of the body and mind.




Even a shoe tastes good when it's fried.

Crunchy out, chewy in.

Although the side dish of fried burdock root tastes bitter, it is also the most nutritious part and helps to cut through the greasiness of the meat.


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~ Refreshments for the Ming Envoy
Joseon-style macarons flavoured with black sesame, mugwort, gardenia, dates and rice.




~ Cooking competition: Joseon vs Ming
Theme for the first round
A meat dish that the world has never seen before.

Theme for the second round
Joseon team cooks a Ming dish and the Ming team cooks a Joseon dish.

Ming team consists of: 
  • Tang Bailong (master of Sichuan fare)
  • Ya Feixiu (fairy of Sichuan fare)
  • King Wenli (Shandong Kung Fu fare expert)
Joseon team consists of:
  • Yeon Ji-yeong (Chief Royal Cook)
  • Cook Eom
  • Cook Maeng

Theme for the third round
Soup with ginseng.

Judges
King Yi Heon and Yu Kun (the Ming's Chief Envoy)

Preparation time 
Five days.
 
Time limit for each round
Two hours.


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~ Sugared puff rice
Jang Chun-saeng invented a cannon that is also a puffing machine to pop rice in order to double the volume of rice to feed the people. Ji-yeong advised him to add sugar to the rice before puffing so that it doesn't taste so bland.


~ Dongnae Pajeon and Makgeolli 
Crispy scallion pancakes reminiscent of Jang Chun-saeng's childhood in Busan Port. 

Chun-saeng is the descendent of the grand military protector, Jang Yeong-sil.

He has agreed to make the cast iron pressure cooker that will achieve the effect of boiling for ten hours in just one hour.



One cannot be a good cook if their skill comes before their virtue.


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~ Round one
The Joseon team made beef bourguignon galbijjim braised in wild grape rice wine. Served with pumpkin puree and puffed rice for a crunchy texture.

The Ming team made Kung Pao chicken and peanuts. Ingredients are stir fried in a chilli oil made from dried gochu peppers and garnished with a flower shaped from cucumbers. Served with Qufu Confucius family liquor.



Result: a reluctant tie. Even though the Ming team developed a new chilli oil sauce, it was made using a Joseon ingredient.

Tang Bailong from the Ming team wanted to admit defeat after finding out that Ya Feixiu used the other team's secret ingredient. Ya Feixiu claims she obtained the chilli powder through legitimate means via Saongwon (Prince Jesan).

~ Round two
The Ming team made a Joseon temple dish whereby various vegetables of Joseon and rice are wrapped and cooked in golden lotus leaves. 

Served with five-coloured lotus root and refreshing radish. The colours consists of:
  • Red made from omija; representing benevolence
  • Yellow made from gardenia; representing righteousness
  • Green made from mulberry leaves; representing propriety
  • Black is made from soy sauce; representing wisdom
  • White represents sincerity and is the natural colour of the lotus root pickled in vinegar 
Accompanying this dish is a mallow soup.

Tang Bailong learnt how to make these dishes from the venerable monk who saved his life.


The Joseon team made Peking duck; an imperial court dish in the Northern capital. 

Pieces of crispy skin are sprinkled with sugar.

Duck, shredded green onion and cucumber are wrapped and rolled in the crispy duck skin and sliced into individual mouth sized discs.The duck rolls are to be dipped in the majiang sesame based sauce. The plate is garnished with taro mousse.

Result: another reluctant tie. Even though the Ming Envoy openly enjoyed Joseon team's food and evennseveibee the dish as being truly unrivalled through the land, he deviously scored them a one when the King scored the Ming team an eight. The teams were then asked to score their own food which both teams deemed they found difficult to do.


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Chief Royal Cook has tea with the King
Mandarin leaf tea served in a teacup that holds the reflection of the moon.


~ Round three 
The Joseon team made ginseng-infused chicken soup, otherwise known as samgyetang. 

This is a soup dish where an ogolgye chicken (black-skinned chicken) is washed in water filtered through loess soil to get rid of the gamey smell. 

The ogolgye chicken is then stuffed with wild mountain ginseng that is at least six years old then simmered in a ten medicinal and herb broth (including jujube; milkvetch root; dendropanax; bellflower root; lady bell, dried deer antler) until tender using the pressure cooker.  

This was served with scorched rice (nurungji) and morel mushrooms filled with minced ogolgye.


The Ming team made a soup called Fo Tiao Qiang (otherwise known as Buddha Jumps Over the Wall) using precious rare ingredients from the land and sea such as deer tendon; lionsmane mushrooms; sea cucumbers; pine mushrooms; abalone; bamboo shoots; dried scallops and white ginseng.



Result:
Joseon team scored the Ming dish 27/30.
The Ming team scored the Joseon dish 28/30.


~ The King has lunch with his half-brother (the Grand Prince Jinmyeong)
Buttered and roasted whole ogolgye chicken with ginseng. The chicken is stuffed with glutinous rice, jujube, chestnuts and milkvetch root and hang roasted like the Peking duck.

This was served with Joseon-style mustard sauce made with ground mustard seeds and adding salt, vinegar and honey. Dip and eat.


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~ Cook Yeon eats lunch with the King
Mandu soup and sikhye rice punch.


~ A nourishing meal to cure Jinmyeong's malnutrition 
Joseon style restaurer with gourd shaped rice cakes and sujebi. The broth is made using ingredients with invigorating properties including ox feet, velvet antler and cheongung root. 


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~ A banquet to celebrate the Grand Queen Dowager's 70th year
Soy meat gujeolpan.
Soy meat and eggplant pie.
You can cook food that is tasty and nutritious even without meat from animals.


Sipjangsaengdo


~ Chocolates Cook Yeon made for his Majesty
Made with licorice and green tea.


~ The evening meal the King and the Grand Queen Dowager were meant to have together in her quarters
Reconciliation rice noodles.


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~ The Chief Royal Cook's Dining Course served at Enfin
Beef tartare with seaweed.
Pollock tofu with pollock consomme.
Platter of nine delicacies made with seasonal herbs.
Fillet of beef short ribs braised in wild grape rice wine
Ogolgye samgyetang.


~ Hwanseban
A royal bibimbap made by the King of Joseon for the first time.

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* Information derived from the Netflix show: Bon Appetit, Your Majesty which aired in September 2025*

* Images were derived from various internet sources *