Dunder Mifflin Paper Company based in Scranton, Pennsylvania.
 |
| Scranton Business Park painted by Pam Beesly |
Favourite character
~ Dwight K. Schrute
Assistant to the Regional Manager.
Beet farmer at Schrute Farms.
Runs an Agritourism Bed and Breakfast on the family farm.
Former volunteer Sherrif's Deputy at weekends.
Hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Eventually gained his black belt in karate and became Regional Manager in season 9.
Races he is sexually attracted to: White and Indian.
Secretly dated Angela Martin (season 2-4).
Had a secret affair with Angela whilst she was engaged to Andy Bernard (season 4-5).
Slept with Angela one month before she married Senator Robert Lipton resulting in the birth of Dwight's son, Phillip (season 8).
Proposed and married to Angela (season 9).
Always keeps an extra set of Birkenstocks in the car for special occasions.
The seven first priorities:
- Safety
- Profits
- Fostering a community of self reliance and entrepeunership
- Listening
- Respect for human life
- Bolstering our public image
- Getting everyone home on time
Daily routine:
- Karate eight times a week
- Boxing during lunch and at weekends
- Kickboxing three times a week
- Krav maga four times a week
- An hour of meditation every morning at sunrise and again at sunset
Why Dwight thinks he is a minority:
- Glasses wearer
- Cholera survivor
- Genius
- Non-organic family farmer
Why Dwight thinks Kelly is technically Caucasian: Anthropologically, she is Indian. Indians migrated from the caucuses region of Europe.
Dwight's requirements for attractiveness:
- Large breasts
- Small waist
- Ample reproductive health
- Facial symmetry
Why Dwight reckons obese people in his office building are a drain on resources:
- Chairs wear out faster
- Takes more freon to keep them cool
- They flush the toilets more often
- Their massive BMs bust the rivets on the pipes
Owns an acre of land on the light side of the moon directly adjacent to the sea of tranquility (Christmas present from Andy Bernard).
What Dwight thinks the main use of English people today is: judging American talent. They're mean but they're incisive.
Wonders if King-sized sheets are called Presidential-sized in England.
Written quite a bit of X-Men fan fiction featuring Captain Mutato - half man, half mermaid. He can fight crime as a man and make love as a mermaid. Most of his writing involves the latter.
Dwight's Christmas / an authentic Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas:
- Drink some Glühwein
- Enjoy some Hasenpfeffer
- Enjoy Christmas with Saint Nicholas' rural German companion, Belsnickel
- Hog Maw (stuffed pigs stomach) - a Pennsylvania Dutch speciality
- Breaking the pig rib after you've finished eating the Hog Maw
- Impish or admirable?
Handsome and Stinky: paper brothers for hire.
Kobayashi Maru.
Why Dwight's thinks his cousin Mose could make a great salesman: he's got a natural fear of paper, which would motivate him to get as much of it out of this office as possible.
Dwight dated his babysitter for a while and she described him as a passionate lover and the sweetest little baby.
When Dwight was young, he went to X-Men school for several years. He was told it was a private school that would teach him how to harness his mutant abilities.
Normally, he finds Pam a comforting if unarousing prescence in the office. Like a well watered fern.
Dwight's brother, Jeb, used to talk about growing a peanut-grape hybrid. One plant. One sandwich.
The ring that Dwight used to propose to Angela: taken from the buttocks of his grandmother, out there by the gangster patriarch of the Coors dynasty, melted in a foundry run by Mennonites.
 |
| Mose and Dwight |
Original Scranton team before the merger with the Stamford branch and with Sabre:
Regional Manager: Michael Scott.
Receptionist: Pam Beesly.
Sales team: Jim Halpert, Dwight Schrute, Stanley Hudson, Phyllis Lapin.
Accounting team: Angela Martin, Kevin Malone, Oscar Martinez.
Quality Control: Creed Bratton.
Supplier Relations: Meredith Palmer.
Customer Service: Kelly Kapoor.
HR: Toby Flenderson.
Temp: Ryan Howard
Warehouse team: Darryl Philbin, Lonny Collins, Roy Anderson, Madge Madsen.
Vice President of Northeast Sales: Jan Levinson-Gould.
The fictionalised promo:
"The Office: an American workplace airing on PBS next month is a documentary following the employees of Scranton's own Dundee Mifflin Paper Company!
In this series, which will air starting in May, we get an in-depth look at many interesting local people.
There's Kevin Malone, the Falstaffian accountant.
There's Dwight Schrute, the Head Salesman forever chasing a manager position he will never get.
Andy Bernard, the rudderless trust fund child/middle manager whose incompetence is emblematic of a declining American economy. A possible explanation for his lack of career focus is his surprising musical talent.
Though it mostly focuses on the daily realities of office life, a lurid subplot reveals the hypocrisy of a local public figure embroiled in a gay affair while preaching family values."
===
