These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty

Real products/places mentioned on Seinfeld

~ Astronaut pen

~ Drakes Coffee Cake

~ Snapple

~ Pez Dispenser

~ Clark Bar

~ Yoo-hoo

~ Chunky bars

~ Jujyfruits

~ Junior Mint: Who's going to turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, its peppermint. It's delicious!

~ Bosco (chocolate syrup)

~ Today Sponge (birth control)

~ Hunan 5th Avenue (Chinese restaurant)

~ Mendy's (kosher delicatessen)

~ The Original Soup Man

~ La Boîte en Bois (French restaurant)

Kramer's ideas/creations

~ A pizza place where you make your own pie

~ Fusilli Jerry and Macaroni Midler

~ The Beach Cologne

A cologne that smells like you just came home from the beach.

Dead fish and seaweed.

~ The Coffee Table Book about Coffee Tables 

Contains the history of coffee tables; pictures of celebrities and their coffee tables. The book also has a pair of foldable wooden legs so that it could itself be turned into a coffee table.

George Costanza's alias

~ Art Vandelay: an architect at Vandelay Industries / importer-exporter  

Fictional items/places mentioned on Seinfeld

~ Monk's Cafe (exterior filmed using Tom's Restaurant)

~ Rochelle, Rochelle

~ Papaya King hot dogs (filmed at Gray's Papaya)

~ Gyros at Queensborough Plaza

~ Machinaw Peaches 

Peaches from Oregon that are only ripe for two weeks a year. 

It's like having a circus in your mouth!

A miracle of nature that exists for a brief period. It's like the aurora aborealis.

~ Marble rye bread from Schnizter's Bakery  (filmed at Royale Kosher Bake Shop)

~ Beef-a-Reeno

I'm so Keen-O

On Beef-a-Reeno

Oh what a delicious Cuisine-O

Fit for a King and Queen-O!

~ Karl Farbman furniture

The Soup Nazi's strict ordering procedure

As you walk in the place, move immediately to your right.

Hold out your money, speak your soup in a loud clear voice.

Step to the left and receive soup.

Keep the line moving.

Don't embellish on your order. 

No extraneous comments, no questions, no compliments.

If you don't order correctly, he yells and you don't get your soup.

Encounters with J. Peterman and his catalog

~Elaine Benes Jacket 

Very soft. Huge button flaps; cargo pockets; drawstring waist and deep by-swing cents in the back. Perfect for jumping into a dumper.

~ Italian Capto Oxfords from J. Peterman

Sophisticated yet different without making a huge fuss about it.

Rich, dark-brown calfskin leather; matching linen vamp.

Men's whole and half sizes; 7 through 13.

Price: $135.

~ Elaine Benes shirt

Innocent-looking shirt has something which isn't innocent at all: touch-ability.

Heavy, silky Italian cotton; a fine, almost terry cloth-like feeling.

Five button placket; relaxed fit; innocence and mayhem at once.

~ Classic Horseman's Duster

Beige corduroy collar; 100% cotton canvas; high waist.

Nine pockets, six on the outside.

Great for running alongside a train; waving last goodbyes; posing on a veranda.

Mens sizes: small, medium, large...

~  Pamplona Beret was discovered at the Guangia River Market.

Sizes seven and a half through eight and three quarters.

Price: $35.

~ Discovered an unusual corduroy in Burma

~ The Rogue's Wallet

It's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret.

Kramer recites poetry to Pam

It's human to be moved by a fragrance.

Her bouquet cleaved his hardened shell,

And fondled his muscled heart.

He imbibed her glistening spell,

Just before the other shoe fell.

Written by an unknown 20th century poet, Newman.

Books that Kramer reads

~ Astonishing Tales of the Sea

~ Astounding Bear Attacks

* Comedy mostly from: Apartment 5A, 129 West 81st Street, New York *