Tuesday, 1 February 2022

How a divorcee gives the illusion of receiving plenty from the divorce settlement...

 ...and that you're weren't left with 'just' £12 million and that you're not renting an apartment with an air mattress for a bed and no other furnishings


~ Pretend to be dealing with the decorator.

~ Pretend to be waiting for wall hangings to be delivered from Syria.

~ Erect a protective curtain between the living area and the sleeping area to give the illusion that your home is undergoing construction and that it goes on for another 5000 square feet.

~ Purchase an original piece of Mondrian artwork for £11.5 million.

~ Pretend to have Philippe Starck Ghost Chairs.

~ Purchase an antique Savonnerie rug for £30,000.

~ Continue your subscription to Blimp Aficionado.

~ Insist that your dog continues receiving professional massages to keep up appearances that your dog is not stressed out.



Post inspired by episode 2:3 of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

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