Thursday 1 December 2022

The UK Monarchy Line of Succession - UPDATED

As of Thursday 8 September 2022:

SOVEREIGN (King Charles III)

1) Prince of Wales (Prince William)
2) Prince George of Wales
3) Princess Charlotte of Wales
4) Prince Louis of Wales
5) Duke of Sussex (Prince Henry)
6) Master Archie Mountbatten-Windsor
7) Miss Lilibet Mountbatten-Windsor
8) The Duke of York (Prince Andrew)
9) Princess Beatrice, Mrs Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi
10) Miss Sienna Mapelli Mozzi
11) Princess Eugenie, Mrs Jack Brooksbank
12) Master August Brooksbank
13) The Earl of Wessex (Prince Edward)
14) Viscount Severn (James Mountbatten-Windsor)
15) The Lady Louise Mountbatten-Windsor
16) The Princess Royal (Princess Anne)
17) Mr Peter Phillips
18) Miss Savannah Phillips
19) Miss Isla Phillips
20) Mrs Michael Tindall (Zara Phillips)
21) Miss Mia Tindall
22) Miss Lena Tindall
23) Master Lucas Tindall


* The Succession to the Crown Act (2013) amended the provisions of the Bill of Rights and the Act of Settlement to end the system of male primogeniture, under which a younger son can displace an elder daughter in the line of succession. The Act applies to those born after 28 October 2011. The Act also ended the provisions by which those who marry Roman Catholics are disqualified from the line of succession. The changes came into force in all sixteen Realms in March 2015 *

Ideas in Abundance

Morpheus punishes Richard Madoc with an overwhelming inspiration of story ideas when he refused to set Calliope free:


~ During a book reading, something had happened to the world outside, a Holocaust of some kind. But, the audience was safe as long as the author kept reading.


~ A story about the fraternity of critics but in reality, it was a dark brethren linked by profane rites and blood vows.


~ A city where the streets are paved with time.


~ A train full of silent women driven by a blind man.


~ A were-goldfish who transforms into a wolf at full moon.


~ A man who inherits a library card to the Library of Alexandria.


~ Two old women taking a weasel on  holiday.


~ A sestina about silence using the words dark, ragged, never, screaming, fire, kiss.


~ An old man owned the universe and kept it in a jam jar.


 ~ A man who falls in love with a paper doll.


~ Magical and alchemical relations seen as a cargo cult.


~ The sun setting over the Parthenon.


~ Sharks teeth soup.


~ A nightingale, a rose bush and a black rubber dog collar.



* Information taken from the Netflix adaptation of The Sandman series written by Neil Gaiman *


How to brew a Beautification Potion

1) Grind the wings of three fairies and add to cauldron.

2) Stir slowly, and then add morning dew.

3) Stir vigorously, then heat the mixture.

4) Find a single fresh rose. Pluck seven petals and add to cauldron.

5) Chop the dried Lady's Mantle and add to cauldron, then stir.

6) Add a lock of unicorn hair and stir vigorously.

7) Add powdered ginger root and then heat.

8) Lastly, wave your wand over the cauldron to finish the potion.


"At least it's only temporary. Imagine spending your life attracting hordes of pouring admirers. Ugh! A repellent thought!" - (Xygmunt Budge).





* Information derived from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince *

Tuesday 1 November 2022

19 Years Later...

Harry and Ginny's children

~ James Potter (Gryffindor)
~ Albus Severus Potter (Slytherin)
~ Lily Potter (Gryffindor)


Hermione and Ron's children 

Rose Granger-Weasley (Gryffindor)
Hugo Granger-Weasley


Snacks and confectionaries

Pumpkin Pasty
Chocolate Frog
Cauldron Cake

Fizzing Whizbees
Shock-o-Choc
Pepper Imps
Jelly Slugs


Draco and the late Astoria Malfoy's son

Scorpius Malfoy


Sorting Hat Songs

I’ve done this job for centuries
On every student’s head I’ve sat
Of thoughts I take inventories
For I’m the famous Sorting Hat
I’ve sorted high, I’ve sorted low,
I’ve done the job through thick and thin
So put me on and you will know
Which House you should be in . . .

===

Are you afraid of what you’ll hear?
Afraid I’ll speak the name you fear?
Not Slytherin! Not Gryffindor!
Not Hufflepuff! Not Ravenclaw!
Don’t worry, child, I know my job,
You’ll learn to laugh, if first you sob.


Careers

Harry: Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement.

Hermione: Minister for Magic.

Ron: Was an Auror at the Ministry but is now co-Proprietor of Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes.

Ginny: Edits the sports pages of the Daily Prophet.


Pre-Hogwarts gifts from uncle Ron

~ James: a comb that made his hair turn a shade of pink.

~ Albus: love potion.

~ Lily: farting gnomes.


Pre-Hogwarts gifts from Harry

~ James: the Invisibility Cloak.

~ Albus: the blanket Harry was wrapped in as a baby (saved by his aunt Petunia).

~ Lily: fairy wings.


Some of the books from the Restricted Section 
  • Magick Moste Evile 
  • Fifteenth-Century Fiends
  • Sonnets of a Sorcerer
  • Shadows and Spirits. The Nightshade Guide to Necromancy.
  • The True History of the Opal Fire. 
  • The Imperius Curse and How to Abuse It.
  • My Eyes and How to See Past Them by Sybill Trelawney. 


Information taken from the play 'Harry Potter and the Cursed Child'


Lily & James' Son - Part VII

ALBUS DUMBLEDORE REMEMBERED
By Elphias Doge

I met Albus Dumbledore at the age of eleven, on our first day at Hogwarts.

Our mutual attraction was undoubtedly due to the fact that we both felt ourselves to be outsiders. I had contracted dragon pox shortly before arriving at school, and while I was no longer contagious, my pock-marked visage and greenish hue did not encourage many to approach me. 

For his part, Albus had arrived at Hogwarts under the burden of unwanted notoriety. Scarcely a year previously, his father, Percival, had been convicted of a savage and well-publicized attack upon three young Muggles.

Albus never attempted to deny that his father (who was to die in Azkaban) had committed this crime; on the contrary, when I plucked up courage to ask
him, he assured me that he knew his father to be guilty. Beyond that, Dumbledore refused to speak of the sad business, though many attempted to make him do so. 

Some, indeed, were disposed to praise his father's action and assumed that Albus too was a Muggle-hater. They could not have been more mistaken. As
anybody who knew Albus would attest, he never revealed the remotest anti-Muggle tendency. Indeed, his determined support for Muggle rights gained him
many enemies in subsequent years.

In a matter of months, however, Albus' own fame had begun to eclipse that of his father. By the end of his first year he would never again be known as the
son of a Muggle-hater, but as nothing more or less than the most brilliant student ever seen at the school. 

Those of us who were privileged to be his friends benefited from his example, not to mention his help and encouragement, with which he was always generous. He confessed to me later in life that he knew even then that his greatest pleasure lay in teaching.

He not only won every prize of note that the school offered, he was soon in regular correspondence with the most notable magical names of the day, includ‐
ing Nicolas Flamel, the celebrated alchemist; Bathilda Bagshot, the noted historian; and Adalbert Waffling, the magical theoretician. 

Several of his papers found their way into learned publications such as Transfiguration Today, Challenges in Charming, and The Practical Potioneer. 

Dumbledore's future career seemed likely to be meteoric, and the only question that remained was when he would become Minister of Magic. Though it was often predicted in later years that he was on the point of taking the job, however, he never had Ministerial ambitions.

Three years after we had started at Hogwarts, Albus' brother, Aberforth, arrived at school. They were not alike: Aberforth was never bookish and, unlike
Albus, preferred to settle arguments by dueling rather than through reasoned discussion. 

However, it is quite wrong to suggest, as some have, that the brothers were not friends. They rubbed along as comfortably as two such different boys could do. 

In fairness to Aberforth, it must be admitted that living in Albus' shadow cannot have been an altogether comfortable experience. Being contin‐
ually outshone was an occupational hazard of being his friend and cannot have been any more pleasurable as a brother. 

When Albus and I left Hogwarts we intended to take the then-traditional tour of the world together, visiting and observing foreign wizards, before pursuing our separate careers. However, tragedy intervened. 

On the very eve of our trip, Albus's mother, Kendra, died, leaving Albus the head, and sole breadwinner, of the family. I postponed my departure long enough to pay my respects at Kendra's funeral, then left for what was now to be a solitary journey. 

With a younger brother and sister to care for, and little gold left to them, there could no longer be any question of Albus accompanying me.

That was the period of our lives when we had least contact. I wrote to Albus, describing, perhaps insensitively, the wonders of my journey, from narrow escapes from chimaeras in Greece to the experiments of the Egyptian alchemists.

His letters told me little of his day-to-day life, which I guessed to be frustratingly dull for such a brilliant wizard. Immersed in my own experiences, it was with
horror that I heard, toward the end of my year's travels, that another tragedy had struck the Dumbledores: the death of his sister, Ariana.

Though Ariana had been in poor health for a long time, the blow, coming so soon after the loss of their mother, had a profound effect on both of her brothers.

All those closest to Albus – and I count myself one of that lucky number – agree that Ariana's death, and Albus's feeling of personal responsibility for it (though, of course, he was guiltless), left their mark upon him forevermore.

I returned home to find a young man who had experienced a much older person's suffering. Albus was more reserved than before, and much less light-hearted. To add to his misery, the loss of Ariana had led, not to a renewed closeness between Albus and Aberforth, but to an estrangement. (In time this would lift –in later years they re-established, if not a close relationship, then certainly a cordial one). 

However, he rarely spoke of his parents or of Ariana from then on, and his friends learned not to mention them.

Other quills will describe the triumphs of the following years. Dumbledore's innumerable contributions to the store of Wizarding knowledge, including his discovery of the twelve uses of dragon's blood, will benefit generations to come, as will the wisdom he displayed in the many judgments while Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot. 

They say, still, that no Wizarding duel ever matched that between Dumbledore and Grindelwald in 1945. Those who witnessed it have written of the terror and the awe they felt as they watched these two extraordinary wizards to battle. 

Dumbledore's triumph, and its consequences for the Wizarding world, are considered a turning point in magical history to match the introduction of the International Statute of Secrecy or the downfall of He-Who-Must Not-Be-Named.

Albus Dumbledore was never proud or vain; he could find something to value in anyone, however apparently insignificant or wretched, and I believe that his early losses endowed him with great humanity and sympathy. 

I shall miss his friendship more than I can say, but my loss is nothing compared to the Wizarding world's. That he was the most inspiring and best loved of all Hogwarts headmasters cannot be in question. 

He died as he lived: working always for the greater good and, to his last hour, as willing to stretch out a hand to a small boy with dragon pox as he was on the day I met him.



The Seven Potters

The six fake Potter decoys: Ron, Hermione, Fred, George, Fleur, and Mundungus with help from the Polyjuice potion.

Mundungus travelled with Moody by broom.

Fred travelled with Arthur.

George travelled with Remus.

Fleur travelled with Bill by Thestral.

Hermione travelled with Kingsley by Thestral.

Ron travelled with Tonks.

The real Harry travelled with Hagrid by motorbike.



Harry's Seventeenth Birthday

Presents

A book from Ron called 'Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches' (apparently explains everything you need to know about girls).

A gold watch with stars circling around the face instead of hands (that once belonged to Mrs Weasley's brother, Fabian).

A new Sneakoscope from Hermione.

An enchanted razor from Bill and Fleur.

Chocolates from the Delacours.

An enormous box of the latest Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes merchandise from Fred and George.

A small drawstring pouch made out of mokeskin to be worn around the neck, from Hagrid. Hides anything in there and no one but the owner can get it out.


Birthday cake
In the shape of a giant, beach-ball-sized Snitch.



The Last Will and Testament of Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

To Ronald Bilius Weasley, I leave my Deluminator,
in the hope that he will remember me when he uses it. 

To Miss Hermione Jean Granger, I leave my copy of The Tales of Beedle the Bard, in the hope that she will find it entertaining and instructive.

To Harry James Potter, I leave the Snitch he caught in his first Quidditch match at Hogwarts, as a reminder of the rewards of perseverance and skill.

Dumbledore's second bequest to Harry was the sword of Godric Gryffindor. Unfortunately, the Ministry of Magic deemed this item an important historical artefact and not Dumbledore's to give away.



Harry's most prized items that he stores inside the mokeskin purse

~ Marauder's Map
~ The shard of Sirius' enchanted mirror
~ R.A.B.'s locket



A reminder of what Dumbledore said to Harry

Call him Voldemort, Harry. Always use the proper name for things. Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.



Quotes and signs found in Godric's Hollow

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.

The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death.

On this spot, on this night of 31 October 1981, Lily and James Potter lost their lives. Their son, Harry, remains the only wizard ever to have survived the Killing Curse. This house, invisible to Muggles, has been left in its ruined state as a monument to the Potters and as a reminder of the violence that tore apart their family. 



The Three Handpainted Signs at the Lovegood family home

THE QUIBBLER. EDITOR, X. LOVEGOOD

PICK YOUR OWN MISTLETOE

KEEP OFF THE DIRIGIBLE PLUMS



Xenophilius' Pet Invention
A headress modelled upon the head of Rowena Ravenclaw.

Wrackpurt Siphons
Two objects that resembled golden ear trumpets
curved out from the sides. This removes all sources of distraction from the thinker's immediate area. 

A Billywig Propeller
A tiny pair of glittering blue wing was stuck to a
leather strap that ran over the top of the head. This induces an elevated frame of mind.

The Dirigible Plum
One of the orange radishes had been stuck to a second strap around the forehead. This enhances the ability to accept the extraordinary.



What Harry thinks of the Gurdyroot infusion

The stuff was quite disgusting, as though someone had liquidized bogey-flavoured Every Flavor Beans.



The Tale of the Three Brothers

There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. 

In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. 

They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. And Death spoke to them. He was angry that he had been cheated out of the three new victims, for travellers usually drowned in the river. 

But Death was cunning. He pretended to congratulate the three brothers upon their magic, and said that each had earned a prize for having been clever enough to evade him.

So the oldest brother, who was a combative man, asked for a wand more powerful than any in existence: a wand that must always win duels for its owner, a wand worthy of a wizard who had conquered Death! So Death crossed to an elder tree on the banks of the river, fashioned a wand from a branch that hung there, and gave it to the oldest brother.

Then the second brother, who was an arrogant man, decided that he wanted to humiliate Death still further, and asked for the power to recall others from
Death. So Death picked up a stone from the riverbank and gave it to the second brother, and told him that the stone would have the power to bring back the
dead.

And then Death asked the third and youngest brother what he would like. The youngest brother was the humblest and also the wisest of the brothers, and
he did not trust Death. So he asked for something that would enable him to go forth from that place without being followed by Death. And Death, most unwillingly, handed over his own Cloak of Invisibility.

Then Death stood aside and allowed the three brothers to continue on their way, and they did so talking with wonder of the adventure they had had and admiring Death's gifts.

In due course the brothers separated, each for his own destination. 

The first brother travelled on for a week more, and reaching a distant village, sought out a fellow wizard with whom he had a quarrel. 

Naturally, with the Elder Wand as his weapon, he could not fail to win the duel that followed. Leaving his enemy dead upon the floor the oldest brother proceeded to an inn, where he boasted loudly of the powerful wand he had snatched from Death himself,
and of how it made him invincible.

That very night, another wizard crept upon the oldest brother as he lay, wine-sodden upon his bed. The thief took the wand and for good measure, slit the oldest brother's throat. And so Death took the first brother for his own.

Meanwhile, the second brother journeyed to his own home, where he lived alone. Here he took out the stone that had the power to recall the dead, and
turned it thrice in his hand. To his amazement and his delight, the figure of the girl he had once hoped to marry, before her untimely death, appeared at once before him.

Yet she was sad and cold, separated from him as by a veil. Though she had returned to the mortal world, she did not truly belong there and suffered. Finally
the second brother, driven mad with hopeless longing, killed himself so as to truly join her. And so Death took the second brother from his own.

But though Death searched for the third brother for many years, he was never able to find him. It was only when he had attained a great age that the
youngest brother finally took off the Cloak of Invisibility and gave it to his son.

And then he greeted Death as an old friend, and went with him gladly, and, equals, they departed this life.

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Antioch, Cadmus and Ignotus Peverell were believed to be the original owners of the Hallows.



The Deathly Hallows

~ The Elder Wand (variously known as the Deathstick, the Wand of Destiny)

~ The Resurrection Stone

~ The Cloak of Invisibility



Shell Cottage

Bill and Fleur's cottage stood alone on a cliff overlooking the sea, its walls embedded with shells and whitewashed. It was a lonely and beautiful place.

From inside the cottage or from the garden, you can hear the constant ebb and flow of the sea, like the breathing of some great, slumbering creature. 

There is the cliff-top view of open sky and wide empty sea, and the feel of cold, salty wind.



One of the Five Principal Exceptions to Gamp’s Law of Elemental Transfiguration

(Categories of substance which could not be created from nothing).

~ Food



Rowen Ravenclaw's diadem

WIT BEYOND MEASURE IS MAN’S GREATEST
TREASURE.




Plot Twists!

According to a letter written by Dumbledore to Grindelwald when they were 17 years old, they wanted to conquer Muggles by force and believed in Wizard dominance being FOR THE MUGGLES’ OWN GOOD. The right to rule.

Dobby the free elf dies rescuing Harry and co from Malfor Manor. When Dobby was disapparating to Shell Cottage, Bellatrix Lestrange threw a knife towards them and it fatally wounded Dobby's chest.

Snape is killed by Voldemort in order to gain control of the Elder Wand. But it was actually Draco Malfoy who was the true master of the Elder Wand when he removed the wand from Dumbledore against his will.

Dumbledore knew of Voldemort's plan for Draco to kill him. Dumbledore asked Snape to give him a quick, painless exit so that he is not subjected to a protracted and messy affair.

Harry became the seventh Horcrux, the Horcrux Voldemort never meant to make. 



GLOSSARY / FACTS

Lucius Malfoy's wand
Elm with dragon heartstring.

The Trace
The charm that detects magical activity around under-seventeens, the way the Ministry finds out about underage magic.

Deluminator
A Deluminator was invented by Dumbledore and had the power to suck all light from a place, and restore it, with a simple click.

Snitches have flesh memories
A Snitch is not touched by bare skin before it is
released, not even by the maker, who wears gloves. It carries an enchantment by which it can identify the first human to lay hands upon it, in case of a disputed capture.

When Harry pressed his mouth to the Snitch, five words in Dumbledore's handwriting appeared:

I open at the close.


Old children's stories from Beedle

The Fountain of Fair Fortune
The Wizard and the Hopping Pot
Babbitty Rabbitty and her Cackling Stump


Mary Elizabeth Cattermole's wand
Eight-and-three-quarter inches, cherry, unicorn-hair core. 

Bellatrix Lestrange's wand
Walnut and dragon heartstring. Twelve-and-three-quarter inches. Unyielding. 

Draco Malfoy's wand
Hawthorn and unicorn hair. Ten inches precisely. Reasonably springy. 

Peter Pettigrew's wand
Chestnut and dragon heartstring. Nine-and-a-quarter inches. Brittle. 

The Dark Lord's wand
Phoenix feather. Thirteen and a half inches.



19 Years Later...

Harry and Ginny had three children together: James, Albus Severus, and Lily.

Ron and Hermione had two children together: Rose and Hugo.

Draco married and had a son named Scorpius.

Neville Longbottom became a professor of Herbology at Hogwarts.



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 Information derived from the seventh Harry Potter  book: The Deathly Hallows

Lily & James' Son - Part VI

How Snape describes Harry Potter to Bellatrix and Narcissa

It became apparent to me very quickly that he had no extraordinary talent at all. He has fought his way out of a number of tight corners by a simple combination of sheer luck and more talented friends. He is mediocre to the last degree, though as obnoxious and selfsatisfied as was his father before him.


ISSUED ON BEHALF OF: The Ministry of Magic

PROTECTING YOUR HOME AND FAMILY AGAINST DARK FORCES

The Wizarding community is currently under threat from an organization calling itself the Death Eaters. Observing the following simple security guidelines will help protect you, your family, and your home from attack.

1) You are advised not to leave the house alone.

2) Particular care should be taken during the hours of darkness. Wherever possible, arrange to complete journeys before night has fallen.

3) Review the security arrangements around your house, making sure that all family members are aware of emergency measures such as Shield and Disillusionment Charms, and, in the case of underage family members, SideAlongApparition.

4) Agree on security questions with close friends and family so as to detect Death Eaters masquerading as others by use of the Polyjuice Potion.

5) Should you feel that a family member, colleague, friend, or neighbor is acting in a strange manner, contact the Magical Law Enforcement Squad at once. They may have been put under the Imperius Curse.

6) Should the Dark Mark appear over any dwelling place or other building, DO NOT ENTER, but contact the Auror office immediately.

7) Unconfirmed sightings suggest that the Death Eaters may now be using Inferi. Any sighting of an Inferius, or encounter with same, should be reported to the Ministry IMMEDIATELY.



Letter from Dumbledore

Dear Harry,

If it is convenient to you, I shall call at number four, Privet Drive this coming Friday at eleven p.m. to escort you to the Burrow, where you have been invited to spend the remainder of your school holidays.

If you are agreeable, I should also be glad of your assistance in a matter tovwhich I hope to attend on the way to the Burrow. I shall explain this more fully
when I see you.

Kindly send your answer by return of this owl. Hoping to see you this Friday.

I am yours most sincerely,

Albus Dumbledore.



Dumbledore meets the Dursleys

Judging by your look of stunned disbelief, Harry did not warn you that I was coming. However, let us assume that you have invited me warmly into your house. It is unwise to linger overlong on
doorsteps in these troubled times.

Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Best to say nothing at all, my dear man. 

Shall we assume that you have invited me into your sitting room?

There are a few matters we need to discuss first and I would prefer not to do so in the open. We shall trespass upon your aunt and uncle’s hospitality only a little longer.

I would assume that you were going to offer me refreshment, but the evidence so far suggests that that would be optimistic to the point of foolishness.



OWL results

Harry

Ordinary Wizarding Level Results
Pass Grades:
Outstanding (O)
Exceeds Expectations (E)
Acceptable (A)

Fail Grades:
Poor (P)
Dreadful (D)
Troll (T)

Harry James Potter has achieved:
Astronomy A
Care of Magical Creatures E
Charms E
Defense Against the Dark Arts O
Divination P
Herbology E
History of Magic D
Potions E
Transfiguration E


Ron

Only failed Divination and History of Magic. No 'Outstandings'. Passed seven. Exact pass grades not mentioned.


Hermione

Ten 'Oustandings'.
One 'Exceeds Expectations' in Defence Against the Dark Arts.



Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes

The joke shop run by Fred and George.

WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT YOUKNOWWHO? 

YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT UNOPOO– THE CONSTIPATION SENSATION THAT’S GRIPPING THE NATION!



Back on Hogwarts Express

Harry,

I would be delighted if you would join me for a bite of lunch in compartment C.

Sincerely, Horace



Contents of the Half-Blood Prince's copy of Advanced Potion Making 

~ A hex that caused toenails to grow alarmingly fast.

~ A jinx that glued the tongue to the roof of the mouth.

~ Muffliato (a spell that filled the ears of anyone nearby with an unidentifiable buzzing, so that
lengthy conversations could be held in class with out being overheard).

~ Levicorpus (non-verbal spell).

~ Liberacorpus (non-verbal counterjinx to the above).

~ Sectumsempra (for enemies).



Christmas presents

Ron received 

~ A necklace from Lavender Brown which consisted of a thick gold chain and dangling from the chain in large gold letters were the words: 'My sweetheart'.


Harry received

~ A sweater with a large Golden Snitch worked onto
the front, handknitted by Mrs Weasley.

~ A large box of Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes products from Fred and George.

~ A slightly damp, moldy smelling package that came with a label reading To Master, From Kreacher. The package contained a large number of maggots.


Mrs Weasley received

~ A brand new midnight blue witch’s hat glittering with what looked like tiny starlike diamonds, and a spectacular golden necklace from Fred and George.



APPARITION LESSONS

If you are seventeen years of age, or will turn seventeen on or before the 31st August next, you are eligible for a twelveweek course of Apparition Lessons from a Ministry of Magic Apparition instructor. Please sign below if you would like to participate. Cost: 12 Galleons.



Golpalott’s Third Law

The antidote for a blended poison will be equal to more than the sum of the antidotes for each of the separate components.

Assuming we have achieved correct identification of the potion’s ingredients by Scarpin’s Revelaspell, our primary aim is not the relatively simple one of selecting antidotes to those ingredients in a of themselves, but to find that added component which will, by an almost alchemical process, transform these disparate elements.


Bezoars 
Professor Snape mentioned them in their first ever Potions lesson: a stone taken from the stomach of a goat, which will protect from most poisons.

Although, as they don’t work on everything, and are pretty rare, it’s still worth knowing how to mix antidotes.



Wilkie Twycross - Ministry Apparition Instructor 

The important things to remember when Apparating are the three Ds: Destination, Determination, Deliberation!

  • Step one: fix your mind firmly upon the desired destination
  • Step two: focus your determination to occupy the visualised space! Let your yearning to enter it flood from your mind to every particle of your body!
  • Step three: lum on the spot, feeiing your way into nothingness, moving with deliberation


Ron's birthday presents 

~ A new pair of Quidditch Keeper’s gloves from Harry.

~ A heavy gold watch with odd symbols around the edge and tiny moving stars instead of hands from his mum and dad.



Dumbledore questions Harry 
    And you feel that you have exerted your very best efforts in this matter, do you? 

    That you have exercised all of your considerable ingenuity? 

    Thatyou have left no depth of cunning unplumbed in your quest to retrieve the memory?



    Tom Riddle 

    Tom reached the seventh year of his schooling with top grades in every examination he had taken. 

    Prefect, Head Boy, winner of the Award for Special Services to the School. 

    Tim refused all offers of working at the Monastery of Magic and ended up working at Borgin and Burkes.

    Tom's first choice was to remain at Hogwarts as teacher.

    Firstly, and very importantly, Voldemort was more attached to this school than he has ever been to a person. Hogwarts was where he had been happiest; the first and only place he had felt at home.

    Secondly, the castle is a stronghold of ancient magic. Undoubtedly Voldemort had penetrated many more of its secrets than most of the students who pass
    through the place, but he may have felt that there were still mysteries to unravel, stores of magic to tap.

    And thirdly, as a teacher, he would have had great power and influence over young witches and wizards and he saw it as a useful recruiting ground, and a place where he might begin to build himself an army.

    Tom wanted to reach Defence Against the Dark Arts but was not appointed as Dumbledore did not want him back at the school in a position of power.



    Hepzibah Smith's treasures

    ~ Goblin-made armour.

    ~ A small golden cup with two finely wrought handles with a badger engraved on the cup, once owned by Helga Hufflepuff.

    ~ A heavy golden locket with an ornate serpentine S, Slytherin's mark.



    Horcruxes

    According to Magick Moste Evile: of the Horcrux, wickedest of magical inventions, we shall not speak nor give direction.

    According to Professor Slughorn, a Horcrux is the
    word used for an object in which a person has concealed part of their soul. 

    You split your soul and hide part of it in an object outside the body. Then, even if one’s body is attacked or destroyed, one cannot die, for part of the soul remains earthbound and undamaged. 

    “By an act of evil — the supreme act of evil. By commiting murder. Killing rips the soul apart. The wizard intent upon creating a Horcrux would use the
    damage to his advantage: He would encase the torn portion with a spell.

    This is a banned subject at Hogwarts.

    Voldemort's six horcruxes:

    1) Marvolo's ring
    2) His diary
    3) Slytherin locket
    4) Hufflepuff cup
    5) The snake Nagini
    6) Rowena Ravenclaw's diadem (mentioned in book number seven)



    Plot Twists

    Dumbledore dies! Draco Malfoy attempted to kill him but failed. Snape did the deed.

    "He will only be gone from the school when none here are loyal to him."



    GLOSSARY / FACTS

    Dumbledore's drink of choice
    Madam Rosmerta's finest oakmatured mead.


    Coming of age
    In the wizarding world, minors come of age at seventeen.


    Budleigh Babberton
    Where Horace Slughorn lives.


    Apparating
    Courtesy dictates that we offer fellow wizards the opportunity of denying us entry. In any case, most Wizarding dwellings are magically protected from unwanted Apparators. At Hogwarts, for instance you can’t Apparate anywhere inside the buildings or grounds.


    Dumbledore's favourite flavour of jam
    Raspberry.


    Inferi
    Dead bodies that have been bewitched to do a Dark wizard’s bidding.


    Horace Slughorn
    An old friend and colleague of Dumbledores.


    Arthur Weasley's dearest ambition
    To find out how airplanes stay up.


    What Molly Weasley likes Arthur to call her when they are alone together
    Mollywobbles.


    Neville's new wand
    Cherry and unicorn hair. A gift from his gran.


    Pensieve
    A magical device that is used to store and to review memories.


    Gurdyroot
    Really excellent for warding off Gulping Plimpies.


    Greatness
    Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies.


    The difference between Inferius and ghosts
    The Inferius is a corpse that has been reanimated by a Dark wizard’s spells. It is not alive, it is merely used like a puppet to do the wizard’s bidding. 

    A ghost is the imprint of a departed soul left upon the earth, and of course, transparent. 




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    Information derived from the sixth Harry Potter book: The Half-Blood Prince














    Lily & James' Son - Part V

    Harry's birthday presents

    Two boxes of Honeydukes chocolates from Ron and Hermione.



    Owl Post

    Dear Mr Potter,

    We have received intelligence that you performed the Patronus Charm at twenty-three minutes past nine this evening in a Muggle inhabited area nd in the presence of a Muggle.

    The severity of this breach of the Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery has resulted in your expulsion from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. 

    Ministry representatives will be calling at your place of residence shortly to destroy your wand.

    As you have already received an official warning for a previous offence under Section 13 of the International Confederation of Warlocks' Statute of
    Secrecy, we re lgret to inform you that your presence is required at a disciplinary hearing at the Ministry of Magic at 9 am on the twelfth of August.

    Hoping you are well.

    Yours sincerely,

    Mafalda Hopkirk
    Improper Use of Magic Office
    Ministry of Magic

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    Harry - Dumbledore's just arrived at the Ministry and he's trying to sort it all out. 

    DO NOT LEAVE YOUR AUNT AND UNCLE'S HOUSE. DO NOT DO ANY MORE MAGIC. DO NOT SURRENDER YOUR WAND.

    Arthur Weasley

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    Dear Mr Potter,

    Further to our letter of approximately twenty two minutes ago, the Ministry of Magic has revised its decision to destroy your wand forthwith. You may retain your wand until your disciplinary hearing on the twelfth of August, at which time an official decision will be taken.

    Following discussions with the Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the Ministry has agreed that the question of your
    expulsion will also be decided at that time. 

    You should therefore consider yourself suspended from school pending further enquiries.

    With best wishes.

    Yours sincerely,

    Mafalda Hopkirk
    Improper Use of Magic Office
    Ministry of Magic

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    Message from Sirius:

    Arthur has just told us what's happened. Don't leave the house again, whatever you do.

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    Howler:

    Mrs Petunia Dursley, The Kitchen, Number Four, Privet Drive.

    Remember my last, Petunia.



    The Headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix may be found at 

    Number twelve, Grimmauld Place, London.



    New books for the new school year

    The Standard Book of Spells, Grade 5, by Miranda Goshawk.

    Defensive Magical Theory, by Wilbert Slinkhard.



    Ron's new broomstick as reward for being made Prefect

    Goes from nought to seventy in ten seconds.

    The handle is made of Spanish oak with anti-jinx varnish and in-built vibration control.



    The Original Order of the Phoenix

    Alastor Moody, Albus Dumbledore, Degalus Diggle, Marlene McKinnon, Frank and Alice Longbottom, Emmeline Vance, Remus Lupin, Benjy Fenwick, Edgar Bones, Sturgis Podmore, Caradoc Dearborn, Rebeus Hagrid, Elphias Doge, Gideon Prewett, Aberforth Dumbledore, Dorcus Meadows, Sirius Black, Lily and James Potter, Peter Pettigrew.



    Fourth Year Prefects

    Gryffindor: Ron and Hermione.

    Slytherin: Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson.

    Hufflepuff: Ernie Macmillan and Hannah Abbott.

    Ravenclaw: Anthony Goldstein and Padma Patil.



    The New Sorting Hat Song

    In times of old when I was new 
    And Hog warts barely started 
    The founders of our noble school 
    Thought never to be parted: 
    United by a common goal,
    They had the self same yearning,
    To make the world's best magic school
    And pass along their learning.

    Together we will build and teach!
    The four good friends decided
    And never did they dream that they
    Might some day be divided,
    For were there such friends anywhere
    As Slytherin and Gryffindor?
    Unless it was the second pair
    Of Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw?

    So how could it have gone so wrong?
    How could such friendships fail?
    Why, I was there and so can tell
    The whole sad, sorry tale.
    Said Slytherin, 'We'll teach just those
    Whose ancestry is purest.'
    Said Raven claw, 'We'll teach those whose
    Intelligence is surest.'
    Said Gryffindor, 'We'll teach all those
    With brave deeds to their name,'
    Said Hufflepuff, Til teach the lot,
    And treat them just the same.'

    These differences caused little strife
    When first they came to light,
    For each of the four founders had
    A house in which they might
    Take on ly those they want ed, so,
    For instance, Slytherin
    Took only pure-blood wizards
    Of great cunning, just like him,
    And only those of sharpest mind
    Were taught by Ravenclaw
    While the bravest and the boldest
    Went to daring Gryffindor.
    Good Hufflepuff, she took the rest,
    And taught them all she knew,
    Thus the houses and their founders
    Retained friendships firm and true.

    So Hogwarts worked in harmony
    For several happy years,
    But then discord crept among us
    Feeding on our faults and fears.
    The houses that, like pillars four,
    Had once held up our school,
    Now turned up on each other and,
    Divided, sought to rule.

    And for a while it seemed the school
    Must meet an early end,
    What with duelling and with fighting
    And the clash of friend on friend
    And at last there came a morning
    When old Slytherin departed
    And though the fighting then died out
    He left us quite down hearted.

    And never since the founders four
    Were whittled down to three
    Have the houses been united
    As they once were meant to be.
    And now the Sorting Hat is here
    And you all know the score:
    I sort you into houses

    Be cause that is what I'm for,
    But this year I'll go further,
    Listen closely to my song:
    Though condemned I am to split you
    Still I worry that it's wrong,
    Though I must fulfil my duty
    And must quarter every year
    Still I wonder whether Sorting
    May not bring the end I fear.

    Oh, know the perils, read the signs,
    The warning history shows,
    For our Hogwarts is in danger
    From external, deadly foes
    And we must unite inside her
    Or we'll crumble from within
    I have told you, I have warned you…
    Let the Sorting now begin.



    Fourth Year Password to Gryffindor Tower

    Mimbulus mimbletonia.



    Snape quotes

    Moronic though some of this class undoubtedly are, I expect you to scrape an 'Acceptable' in your OWL, or suffer my… displeasure.

    If anybody asks, you are taking remedial Potions. Nobody who has seen you in my classes could deny you need them.

    I am in rather a hurry, Black. Unlike you, I do not have unlimited leisure time.



    Christmas at Sirius' family home

    The tarnished chandeliers were no longer hung with
    cobwebs but with garlands of holly and gold and silver streamers; magical snow glittered in heaps over the threadbare carpets; a great Christmas tree
    (obtained by Mundungus) and decorated with live fairies; and even the stuffed elf-heads on the hall wall wore Father Christmas hats and beards.


    Harry's Christmas presents

    From Hermione: a book that resembled a diary except that everytime he opened a page it said aloud things like: "Do it today or later you'll pay!"

    From Sirius and Lupin: a set of excelpent books entitled 'Practical Defensive Magic and its Use Against the Dark Arts' (which had superb,
    moving colour illustrations of all the counter-jinxes and hexes it described.

    From Hagrid: a furry brown wallet that had fangs (which were presumably supposed to be an anti- theft device, but unfortunately prevented Harry putting any money in without getting his fingers ripped off.

    From Tonks: a small, working model of a Firebolt.

    From Ron: an enormous box of Every-Flavour Beans. 

    From Mr and Mrs Weasley: the usual hand-knitted jumper and some mince pies.

    From Dobby: a painting of Harry done by the elf himself.



    Educational Decree Number Twenty Three

    The High Inquisitor of Hogwarts has the power to inspect, place up on probation and sack any teacher she feel is not performing to the standards required by the Ministry of Magic. 



    BY ORDER OF THE HIGH INQUISITOR OF HOGWARTS 

    Teachers are hereby banned from giving students any information that is not strictly related to the subjects they are paid to teach.

    The above is in accordance with Educational Decree Number Twenty Six.

    Signed: Dolores Jane Umbridge, High Inquisitor.


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    Any student found in possession of the magazine The Quibbler will be expelled.

    The above is in accordance with Educational Decree Number Twenty-Seven.

    Signed: Dolores Jane Umbridge, High Inquisitor.



    Classroom Eleven

    On the ground floor along the corridor leading off
    the Entrance Hall from the opposite side to the Great Hall. 

    As you enter, you find yourself in the middle of a forest clearing. The classroom floor had become springily mossy and trees were growing out of it; their leafy branches fanned across the ceiling and windows, so that the room was full of slanting shafts of soft, dappled, green light.

    In the middle of the clearing, where there were no trees, stood Firenze.



    BY ORDER OF THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC

    Dolores Jane Umbridge (High Inquisitor) has replaced Albus Dumbledore as Head of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

    The above is in accordance with Educational Decree Number Twenty-Eight.

    Signed: Cornelius Oswald Fudge, Minister for Magic.



    Future careers

    ~ Healing: you need at least “E” at NEWT level in Potions, Herbology, Transfiguration, Charms and Defence Against the Dark Arts.

    ~ SO YOU THINK YOU'D LIKE TO WORK IN MUGGLE RELATIONS?
    You don't seem to need many qualifications to liaise with Muggles; all they want is an OWL in Muggle Studies: much more important is your enthusiasm, patience and a good sense of fun.

    ~ Are you seeking a challenging career involving travel, adventure and substantial, danger- related treasure bonuses? Then consider a position with Gringotts Wizarding Bank, who are currently recruiting Curse-Breakers for thrilling opportunities abroad… NEWT level in Arithmancy required.

    ~ HAVE YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO TRAIN SECURITY TROLLS?

    ~ MAKE A BANG AT THE DEPARTMENT OF MAGICAL ACCIDENTS AND CATASTROPHES.

    ~ Auror: a minimum of five NEWTs, such as Defence Against the Dark Arts, Transfiguration, Charms and Potions at 'Exceeds Expectations' grade.

    An astringent series of character and aptitude tests at the Auror office. You'll need to demonstrate: the ability to react well to pressure and perseverance and dedication, because Auror training takes a further three years, not to mention very high skills in practical Defence.



    Exams

    The most stringent anti-cheating charms have
    been applied to your examination papers. Auto-Answer Quills are banned from the examination hall, as are Remembralls, Detachable Cribbing Cuffs
    and Self-Correcting Ink.

    Charms, Transfiguration, Herbology, Defence Against the Dark Arts, Potions, Care of Magical Creatures, Astronomy, Divination, History of Magic.



    Ministery of Magic phone number

    62442



    The Prophecy

    The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches… born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies … and
    the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not … and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives.

    This means that the person who has the only chance of conquering Lord Voldemort for good was born at the end of July, nearly sixteen years ago. This boy would be born to parents who had already defied
    Voldemort three times.



    Plot Twists!

    Mrs Figg (the old neighbour living near the Dursleys who used to babysit him) is a Squib and Dumbledore asked her to keep an eye on him.

    It was Dolores Umbridge who sent the Dementors to Harry.

    Sirius Black dies.

    Number Four, Privet Drive:
    The bond of blood, the strongest shield.
    While you can still call home the place where your mother's blood dwells, there you cannot be touched or harmed by Voldemort. He shed her blood, but it lives on in you and her sister. Her blood became your refuge. You need return there only once a year, but as long as you can still call it home, whilst you are there he cannot hurt you.



    GLOSSARY

    Dumbledore's full name
    Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

    O.W.L.s
    Ordinary Wizarding Levels. Exams taken in the fifth year.

    Grades:
    • Outstanding
    • Exceeds Expectations
    • Acceptable
    • Poor
    • Dreadful
    • Troll

    N.E.W.T.s
    Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Tests taken in the seventh year.

    Heliopaths
    Spirits of fire. Great tall flaming creatures that gallop across the ground burning everything in front of them.

    Occlumency
    The magical defence of the mind against external
    penetration. An obscure branch of magic, but a highly useful one.

    Legilimency 
    The ability to extract feelings and memories from another persons mind.



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    Information derived from the fifth Harry Potter book: Order of the Phoenix