Cloud 9 Superstore

~  Store number 1217, Ozark Highlands Road, St Louis, Missouri.

~ Have a heavenly day! 

~ Moments of beauty.

~ Colour blind, is colour kind.

~ You are the best in the world at being you.

~ Halloween version of Scrooge: Booge.

~ Ooh, peer pressure from a group of people I don't respect, now that's scary! 

~ Life is fine, at Cloud 9. Life is great, work starts at eight.

~ Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffer-ring.

~ All jails are masturbation jails.

~ Castrated garden gnome.

~ Heavenly values, down to earth prices.

~ Chateo (Cheyenne and Mateo's pretend life style brand / multimedia platform).

~ Do you think space mailman will ever become a thing?

🎵 Pizza in the morning. Pizza in the evening. Pizza at supper time. When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime! 🎵

~ Self care: lying on a diamond bed and being fed grapes by unicorns.

~ ...because when we reach out to others, we reach into our hearts.

~ I've never been profiled before, except racially.

~ So now Parker's here, with his wet face, great.

~ Happy St Patrick's Day shoppers. Cabbage and corned beef are 20% off. If you're dying to impress your friends with wet meat, now's the time.

~ Customer Safari: gecko lady; dad with three kids on leaches; blowing noses in towels; juggalo; aggressively patriotic t-shirt; disturbingly long nails; one tuxedo kid; adult baby; steampunk guy; clothes same shade as skin; pet in baby carrier; VSCO girl.

~ Everything looks better on Michelle Obama.

~ She's taking a saxophone lesson. She wants to surprise you with a smooth jazz version of a contemporary hit.

~ Fish and Strawberries.

~ Turnt.

~ Who wants to go to California anyway, it's just like pretentious Florida.

~ And the way they manage their water resources? Get out of here California.

~ The theme is winter lumber mill. It's non-negotiable.

~ It's like two mouldy sponges puked on each other.

~ I'm manager today so if they smelt it, it's as if I dealt it.

~ Actively useless.

~ Decentre and start listening.

~ Even with the word 'forced', a pizza party only ever  sounds awesome.

* Quotes from the TV series: Superstore *