Monday, 1 August 2011

Miss Cackle’s Academy for Witches


Introduction

An all-girls boarding academy for witches located in Great Britain with a select enrolment of 60 students. The academy is stood at the top of a high mountain surrounded by a pine forest.
The Winter Term began in September, continuing until January, and the Summer Term began in March, ending in July.

School Uniform
Winter

Black gymslip, black stockings, black hob nailed boots, grey shirt, grey and black tie, coloured sash tied round the gymslip (a different colour for each house) and school badge (black cat sitting on a yellow moon).


Summer 

Black and grey checked summer dress and grey ankle socks.


However, the summer dress was redesigned during Mildred's second year at the academy after Miss Hardbroom managed to persuade Miss Cackle that black and grey checks were too frivolous for the students.


Plain black summer dress



Special Occasions
Long black robes worn with a tall pointed black hat. 


Sports 

Grey aertex shirt, black culottes, grey socks and black plimsolls.


Swimming costumes




Old-fashioned Victorian bathing-costume, in black and grey stripes, with elbow-length sleeves and knee-length legs. The school badge, depicting a black
cat on a yellow moon, was embroidered across the chest, and to crown this outfit was a close-fitting black swimming-hat.


Nightwear

Black and grey striped pyjamas



Presentation

All first year students are presented with their own black cat, a broomstick and a leather bound copy of The Popular Book of Spells.



Student Bedrooms

Standard furnishings include: a wardrobe, an iron bedstead, a table, a chair, slit windows and an embroidered quotation on the wall.


Sample Student Register
BLACKWOOD, Griselda
CROW, Clarice
FEVERFEW, Fenella
GOODCHARM, Harriett
HALLOW, Ethel
HALLOW, Sybil
HUBBLE, Mildred
MOONSHINE, Maud
NEWT, Gloria
NIGHTSHADE, Enid
PADDOCK, Drusilla
RAVEN, Dawn


Members of Staff
Miss Cackle - Headmistress


Miss Hardbroom - Deputy Headmistress, Form Mistress, Potions Teacher


Miss Bat - Chanting Teacher



Miss Drill - Gym Teacher



Miss Mould - Art Teacher



Miss Tapioca - Cook



School Rules

Obey The Witches Code.


Lessons
Potions


Broomstick Flying



Display Formation



Art




Gym



Compulsory
End of Year Exams
Third Year Major Project



Qualifications
Higher Witches Certificate


School Song
Onward, ever striving onwards,
Proudly on our brooms we fly
Straight and true above the treetops,
Shadows on the moonlit sky.

Ne'er a day will pass before us
When  we have not tried our best,
Kept our cauldrons bubbling nicely,
Cast our charms and spells with zest.

Full of joy we mix our potions, 
Working by each others side.
When our days at school are over
Let us think of them with pride.



Distinguished Guests
Egbert Hellibore – Chief Magician




Algernon Rowan-Webb – Magician



2021 update: 
According to the Grand High Witch, "‘There isn’t actually any rule concerning which sort of animal is allowed on a broom. It could be anything at all, even an elephant, except for its size! It’s just become a tradition that most schools have cats because they are small and easy to care for – and there’s nothing in any rule-book stating that they have to be black cats. It’s just turned out that way over the years because black ones are less conspicuous for night flying."

Bat-nav: A specially trained long-eared bat. You say the name of a town or village into a special device clipped to its ear, which translates it into sonar squeaks, and the bat just takes you there like magic. They’re specially trained to fly whenever you give them instructions, whatever hour of the day. Bat-navs are not allowed at Cackle's Academy.



All information were derived from The Worst Witch series written by Jill Murphy.

Jessica Fink-Nottle

Mademoiselle Fink-Nottle is a spinster, a minor aristocrat and a member of the idle rich.

Based primarily in London and in Manhatten, she dwells in Art Deco style residences, furnished with full-blown bourgeois decadence, and is served by her well-informed and talented Lady-in-Waiting, Regina Jeeves.

Her early education took place at Waterfield Preparatory School in Bramley-on-Sea. Further education took place at Eton Girls Boarding School in Windsor and at Christ Church College in Oxford. She also matriculated at a private Swiss finishing school but never graduated.

Her interests include smoking, drinking and piano playing.

Sibling: Augustus Fink-Nottle.

Acquaintances include:
~ Hilda Glossop - cousin-in-law
~ Harriet Winship - local Conservative candidate
~ Georgina Sipperly - author
~ Claudia Pirbright - old school friend

Previously betrothed to:
~ Frederick Craye
~ Paul Stoker
~ Robert Wickham


* Inspired by the Jeeves and Wooster stories written by P.G. Wodehouse *
 

Pretentious/Annoying Things I Would Never Do

~ Waltz into Starbucks and order a "half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte" (FRIENDS S3:E5)

~ Drive a maroon-coloured BMW or a minty-green-coloured Mercedes Benz.

~ Overly fixate on conceiving a child of a specific gender regardless of how many attempts it takes.

~ Purchase a hugely expensive house that I hated, knock it down, and build a different one.

~ Complain about free stuff.

~ Convert to Christianity just so I can get married in a church.

~ Jump on the Apple Mac, iPhone or iPad bandwagon.

~ Claim to be a vegetarian and still eat chicken.

~ Send out smug and boastful holiday photo cards.


~ Drink directly from a milk carton whilst waiting for a bus.

~ Drink condensed milk straight out of the tin whilst sitting on the tube.

~ Read a kindle book whilst walking down the street.

~ Own a very poky apartment and still insist on hiring a live-in foreign domestic helper in order to keep up with the Jones'.