~ Ron's reaction when served a salad at a wedding reception: Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?
~ According to Ron, Indianapolis is home to Charles Mulligan's Steakhouse. The best damn steakhouse in the whole damn state.
~ Dear Frozen Yoghurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice-cream or nothing. Zero stars.
~ Veganism is the result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life.
~ What a turkey burger should have consisted of: a fried turkey leg inside a grilled hamburger.
~ Q: Do you have a history of mental illness in your family?
A: I have an uncle who does yoga.
~ Clear alcohol are for rich women on diets.
~ Turkey can never beat cow.
~ There is one thing I hate more than lying: skimmed milk. Which is water lying about being milk.
~ Bacon wrapped shrimp: Ron's number 1 favourite food wrapped around his number 3 favourite food.
~ You had me at meat tornado.
* Information taken from various episodes of 'Parks and Recreation' *
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