How Ron avoids a hangover after drinking too much whiskey: cook a large flank steak panfried in salted butter. Eat that and put on a pair of wet socks and go to sleep.
Ron's other interests: woodworking, novels about tall ships, meat.
Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless.
Grapes of Wrath, chocolate chip ice-cream and Johnny Cash.
Don't trust big banks or small banks. Banks are Ponzi schemes run by morons.
Your house isn't haunted, you're lonely.
Three movies that Ron has seen: Bridge on the River Kwai, Patton and Herbie Fully Loaded.
* Quotes taken from from Parks and Recreation *
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