Good Morning Grant!

"And they wonder why those of us in our twenties refuse to work an 80-hour week just so we can afford to buy their BMWs...why we aren't interested in the counterculture that they invented as if we did not see them disembowel their revolution for a pair of running shoes. But the question remains...what are we going to do now? How can we repair all the damage we inherited? Fellow graduates, the answer is simple. The answer is..." - (Lelaina Pierce).

"Didn't you get my 'espress-yourself' memo?" - (Lelaina Pierce). 

"I'm bursting with fruit flavour" - (Troy Dyer).

"I am not under any orders to make this world a better place" - (Troy Dyer).

"If I could bottle the sexual tension between Bonnie Franklin and Schneider I could solve the energy crisis" - (Troy Dyer).

"Evian is naive spelt backwards" - (Vickie Miller).

"You do know the punishment for premature evacuation?" - (Troy Dyer).

"Hello, you've reached the winter of our discontent" - (Troy Dyer).

"I'm late for a jean-folding seminar" - (Vickie Miner).

"At the beep please leave your name, number, and a brief justification for the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma and we'll get back to you" - (Troy Dyer).


The above quotes were derived from: Reality Bites (1994) Directed by Ben Stiller. USA: Universal Studios. [Video VHS].