Crash Course in the Great American Song Book with Titus Andromedon

Just Go On

(from 'Gangly Orphan Jeff' the ill-fated musical that opened six days after Annie)

Oh, the sun will rise in the morning

Or so I’m told, but who knows?
You could win a million bucks in the morning and then get rolled
By a mob of stinkin’ hobos
Good news
You can’t lose
When you tell Mr. Blues that you choose to keep going
We’ll never stop
We’ll keep on moving forward
Even if we don’t know what we’re moving toward

They say life’s too short, but they’re wrong
It’s so long
Sometimes the only way to go
Is to just go on.

Keep a smile in your pocket when the wolf is rat-a-tattin’ at the door
Just lock it tight
Keep a dream in your heart and you’ll never ever want for more
Unless you’re in a knife fight
Chin high, spit in the eye
Of the folks who can’t stop laughing at the stupid things you’ve done
Don’t ever stop
Even though your heart is breaking
Don’t look over your shoulder at the love you left behind

They say life’s too short, but they’re wrong
It’s so long
Sometimes the only way to go
Is to just go on. 

~ A Glorious Morning (a now-banned classic from the black version of Oklahoma called Alabama)

Oh what a glorious morning

Oh, all the joy it will bring

If I don't mind never voting

Or my church burning down while I sing 

Oh the cropper and the Klansman should be friends

Run run!

~ Feels Like Love (from the Helen Keller-inspired-but-unauthorised musical)

In the game of hide and seek

I'm the first one to be found

But when it comes to love

I have to feel my way around

Does he even see me?

Is he screaming my name?

Is this him or a mop

Or a chair or a cop?

Sad to say, but to me

Feels the same...

You're My Baby Now (one of the great love songs of all time from Daddy's Boy: an innocent musical about a father's love for his infant son)

Baby I get lost

In your big blue eyes

Can't help dreaming of you

And those alabaster thighs

Though you love to tease 

And give your daddy sass

How I love my baby's naughty little personality

You're my baby now

How I love to hug and hold you

You're my baby now

For when daddy's arm enfold you

And I rocks bye my baby 

In your warm and woolly nightie

Baby always has a big surprise for daddy

In his didy

You're my baby now

When you're squirming in my lap-y

Such a big boy, wow

You make daddy very happy

Brains and muscles, man you've got 'em

You're the tops and I'm the bottom

I'm a lucky daddy

Cause you're my baby now

But you'll grow up

And you'll be gone

Then I'll sing a different song

You're not my baby now.

A song written by a composer who was beaten up in jail

Whomp goes the billy club

Whomp goes the billy club

Splorch goes the Irishman's skull

We Three Marionettes of 1971

This is just an ordinary day

I'm just an ordinary gay

Which is why I'm talking to you in an ordinary way

I am dancing away from you

I am prancing away from you

Stephen Sondheim's Pinocchio

You do not define me, Richard

I cannot be owned

And if I had my way, Richard

I would die alone

Eaten by birds

Digested by birds

What out by birds

Alone

(Sung to the tune of O Come All Ye Faithful)

We had our Fake Christmas

At first it seemed so stupid

Then Titus learned a lesson

And had the groups only adventure

Hey, where is Mimi?

I bet she is dead by now

Come on. let's order pizza

Come on, let's order pizza

I'd also go for Mexican

I'm out of cash

Jingle for Trident Gum Titus made up

Trident Gum is the chewiest gum

Give it to your friends and chew it with your teeth

Your teeth are bones that live on the outside

They hang from your lips like bats

Oh, outside bones, outside bones

Never forget that teeth are outside bones

They're bones that you wash and when you're a kid

They fall from your head

And to make things less weird we say they got stolen

By a demon that your parents know

Trident.