Collinsport, Maine

Barnabas Collins

~ Barnabas was born in Liverpool. He describes Liverpool as filthy. The air is choked with soot, and the streets reek of freshly hurled chamber pots. The smell of urine permeates the air.

~ Barnarbas spent the last two centuries locked in a box; staring into the all consuming void - the dark shadows of one's soul. He was awakened by a yellow dragon with iron teeth. Confronted by giant large letter 'M' with the luminance of a thousand lanterns.

Collinswood 

Established in 1760 by Barnabas Collins and his family.

Have you ever seen such majesty?

~ The perfect marriage of European elegance and American enterprise.

~ Nine of the finest craftsman the world will ever know lost digit, limb and life in the process of carving these glorious pillars.

~ The opulence and complexity of this magnificent chandelier should only be found in the palaces of nobility.

~ The fireplace sculpted entirely of the most exquisite carrara marble from Firenze, Italia. Each joint containing a single pearl. 

~ Barnarbas' father had quite a flair for secret passages and rooms. Family is the only real wealth though clearly he was not opposed to other kinds.

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~ You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly.

* Quotes and descriptions taken from the film Dark Shadows starring Johnny Depp et al *