Thursday, 1 December 2016

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Turquatic by M•A•C - 20ml

"M•A•C's classic sea-inspired fragrance, with notes of Anemone, Lotus, Orris, & Corsican Blue Cedar, now in a special decorated bottle to complement this crisp and energizing fragrance".

Domestic Goblin's verdict: smells like a mermaid bathing in the Mediterranean.

Don't Judge Me...

Ultimate Comfort Food:

Melted cheese on toast.

Spaghetti or rice Bolognese followed by fruit trifle.

Boiled chicken leg served with boiled rice. Drizzled with soy sauce, mayonnaise and wasabi.

Oven cooked chicken thighs served with rice drizzled with the hot chicken fat (for ultimate luxury, heat up some hoisin and spring onion sauce diluted with a bit of water and then pour on top of everything).

Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Mashed potatoes and gravy.

Roast potatoes and chocolate sauce.

Black Forest Cherry Gateau.


Favourite Chocolates

Chocodates - Arabian chocolate covered dates or almonds.

Ferrero Rocher and Raffaello - A Christmas indulgence.

Belgian Flaked Truffles - I love how it crumbles in your mouth.

Mary's Chocolatier in Brussels - Boite ronde truffes, happy memories of a great holiday.

Booja Booja Around Midnight Espresso Chocolate Truffles - Introduced to these by the Hoyes - it is also gluten-free.




Tuesday, 1 November 2016

Little Poet

The Frost by Tzu Yeh as translated by Bruce Lee

Young man,
Seize every minute
Of your time.

The days fly by;
Ere long you too
Will grow old.

If you believe me not
See there, in the courtyard,
How the frost
Glitters white in the cold and cruel
On the grass that once was green.

Do you not see
That you and I
Are as the branches
Of one tree?

With your rejoicing,
Comes my laughter,
With your sadness
Start my tears.

Love,
Could life be otherwise
With you and me?



IF by Rudyard Kipling (Bruce Lee's favourite poem)

IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools: If you
can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!



Boating On Lake Washington written by Bruce Lee

I live in memory of a dream 
Which has come and gone; 
In solitude I sit on my boat 
As it glides freely down the tranquil lake.
Across the blue sky, the swallows fly in couples; 
On the still water, the Mandarin ducks swim, side by side. 
Leaning on the oar I gaze at the water far away. 
The sky far away, the loved one far away.
The sun goes down in flame on the far horizon, 
And soon the sunset is rushing to its height through 
Every possible phase of violence and splendour. 
The setting of the sun is supposedly a word of peace, 
But an evening like the soft and invisible 
Bonds of affection only adds distress to my heart.
Over the lake the round moon rises bright 
And floods the horizon with her silver light. 
I look into the water; it is as clear as the night.
When the clouds float past the moon, 
I see them floating in the lake, 
And I feel as though I were rowing in the sky. 
Suddenly I thought of you—mirrored in my heart.
The lake sleeps in peace, 
Not the faintest murmur of waves can be heard. 
Lying back on the boat, 
I try to conjure up the land of dream where I may seek for you. 
But, alas, no dreams come. 
Only a moving point of fire in the dark, 
The distant light of a passing boat.


More poems written by Bruce Lee can be found via this blog.

The Saviour


Red apples

MAC Capricious lipstick

Yellow Volkswagen Beetle

Dream-catchers

Red leather jacket



* Once Upon A Time fans will know what these mean *


The Book Worm

Favourite books growing up:

Iggie's House by Judy Blume
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl
Fattypuffs and Thinifers by Andre Maurois
Granny Perkin's Thinking Cap by Rita Grainge
The Five Findouters/Mystery series by Enid Blyton
The St Clares series by Enid Blyton
The Malory Towers series by Enid Blyton
Mags by Muriel MacLean
Scrambled Legs series by Jahanna Malcolm
The Worst Witch series by Jill Murphy
Perfume by Caroline B. Cooney
April Fools by Richie Tankersley Cusick
Up and Up by Shirley Hughes
Grimms Fairy Tales by Eve Morel and illustrated by Roberta Carter
The Arabian Nights, (Octopus Books /WH Smith) Old Master Q
Beano
Bunty


Favourite books as an adult:

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer by Patrick Suskind
Perfumes: The A-Z Guide by Luca Turin and Tania Sanchez
A Guide to Elegance by Geneviève Antoine Dariaux
Eat Right 4 Your Blood Type by Dr Peter D'Adamo
Jeeves and Wooster series by P.G. Wodehouse
44 Scotland Street series by Alexander McCall Smith
No 1 Ladies Detective Agency series by Alexander McCall Smith
My Year of Meat by Ruth Ozeki
Power Lunching by Pinsel Dienhart
The Tale of Murasaki by Liza Dalby
Fairie ality from the house of Ellwand
Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden
The Beach by Alex Garland




This list is not exhaustive.

Saturday, 1 October 2016

7 Savile Row, Burlington Gardens

Phileas Fogg's daily routine:

8:00 - Wake up

8:23 - Tea and toast

9:37 - Water for shaving (86 degrees Fahrenheit)

9:40 - Set hair

10:06 - Get dressed

11:30 - Leave home, head towards Reform Club

Noon - Lunch at Reform Club

12:47 - Read The Times newspaper

15:45 - Read the Standard newspaper

17:00 - Dinner at Reform Club

17:40 - Read the Morning Chronicle

18:00 - Play whist

22:30 - Return home

Midnight - Go to bed


Lunch at the Reform Club

A starter.
Poached fish served with a Reading sauce.
Blood-red steak accompanied by mushroom ketchup.
Rhubarb and gooseberry pie.
Slice of Cheshire cheese.
Washed down by several cups of tea.


Around the World in Eighty Days:

From London to Suez via the Mont Cenis tunnel and Brindisi, by railway and steamship - 7 days

From Suez to Bombay, by steamship - 13 days

From Bombay to Calcutta, by railway - 3 days

From Calcutta to Hong Kong, by steamship - 13 days

From Hong Kong to Yokohama (Japan), by steamship - 6 days

Yokohama to San Francisco, by steamship - 22 days

From San Francisco to New York, by railroad - 7 days

From New York to London, by steamship and railway - 9 days

Total 80 days.



Wee Bairn

Masculine first names:

Torgeir - Norwegian meaning Thor's Spear.

Lysander - inspired by Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream.

Gabriel - a name that transcends Islam and Christianity.

Benedict - after Pope Benedict XVI.

Ianto - Welsh form of John; pronounced 'Yan-toe'.

Faramir - Captain of Gondor.

2018 update: 
Aneurin - after Aneurin Bevan, founder of the NHS




Feminine first names:

Gwen - inspired by the Malory Towers series by Enid Blyton

Claudine - inspired by Claudine at St Clare's by Enid Blyton

Padmé - Queen of Naboo; mother of Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia

Aurora - named after the dawn; inspired by Sleeping Beauty

Mitsouko - after one of my favourite perfumes

Isabel - after my favourite primary school teacher



Chinese middle names:

Tin-Lok: 天樂 Heavenly Joy

Hei-Yee: 喜兒  Happy Child




Update 2022 - first names for twins:

Hadrian and Hecate - named after the Roman Emporer 117-138 AD and Goddess of magic and spells.



Tino

You're so beautiful, it hurts to look at you

In my humble opinion

It's not red, it's crimson glow

You should get your lips permanently frosted

There's the people who you've known since forever 

Everybody's an act, including you


Everybody Hurts - R.E.M.
Late At Night - Buffalo Tom

Frozen Embryos

Angela Chase
Rayanne Graff
Ricky Vasquez
Jordan Catalano
Brian Krakow
Sharon Cherski

Thursday, 1 September 2016

Ferns, Conifers and Pines

When would you prune caryopteris x clandonensis? 

A summer-flowering shrub. 
Fluffy blue flowers carried on new wood. 
You'd have to prune it late.
After it had flowered but probably not in winter lest its wood be damaged by frost.
If it were pruned in spring it would then send out the new wood that would carry its late summer flowers.
Answer: March/April.

Diploma in Horticulture
Theoretical and practical work.
Three month lecture blocks.
October to December - third years.
January to March - second years.
April to June - first years.

Herbarium: botanists naming and classifying pressed/dried wild flowers.
Jodrell Laboratory: plant scientists work on research.
Living Collections Division: the gardens.
Arboretum: trees.

Clog and Apron Race - Broadwalk.
Kew Mutual Improvement Society.
Plant Identification Tests.

Structural Botany.
Plant Anatomy.
Mycology.
Entomology.
Genetics.
Plant Taxonomy.
Plant Physiology.
Landscape Design and Construction.
Management.



* Information derived from 'Knave of Spades' written by Alan Titchmarsh *


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Domestic Goblin's favourite tea of all time: 
Rooibos, or redbush in the vernacular. 
A refreshing South African tea that is naturally caffeine free.

Domestic Goblin's second favourite tea: 
Gemaicha or brown rice tea in the vernacular. This is a variation of green tea with roasted brown rice puffs which gives it a lovely savoury smell and taste.

Other favourite teas which Domestic Goblin had to stop drinking as it stained her teeth: Russian Caravan and Earl/Lady Grey.


Hen Knees

In August 2016, Domestic Goblin was introduced to the new Hennes & Mauritz Beauty line by an extended family member who shall be referred to as 'E'.

Below are the products purchased for testing:

~ Gently Does It Cleansing Wipes

~ Cream Lipstick in Cream Chestnut
~ Cream Lipstick in Brunette Ambition

~ Nail Polish in Champagne Blush

~ Dead Sea Mud balancing face mask with kombu and fucus seaweed for combination skin.


'E' claims that the H&M cleansing wipes and lipsticks are "better than MAC" and that the Dead Sea Mud face mask is "fabulous".


What does the Domestic Goblin think?

Cleansing wipes: so far so good, does not sting eyes and even removes some of the waterproof mascara.

Cream lipsticks: neutral my lips but better colours, feels comfortable when applied.

Nail polish: the colour is identical to Bourjois' No 28 Rose Lounge favoured by the Duchess of Cambridge and cheaper too!  However they are not three-free so will not continue using this...

Dead Sea Mud face mask:  nice consistency, no adverse reactions, skin felt rebalanced.


EDIT: Can't seem to find the ingredients list for these beauty products so will hesitate to purchase any more...




Monday, 1 August 2016

Parachikka Chlorates

~ Meat Tea & Jackson Freres Champagne ~

Venue: The Laurels, Brickfield Terrace, Holloway

Date: 15 November 1892

Hosts: Mr Charles Pooter & Mrs Caroline Pooter

 Guests: Mr Gowring; Mr & Mrs Cummings; Mr & Mrs James, of Sutton;
Mr Perkupp; Mr Franching, of Peckham









~ Mansion House Ball ~

Venue: The Mansion House

Host: Lord Mayor & Lady Mayoress

Guests: Representatives of Trade and Commerce



~ East Acton Volunteer Ball ~

Venue: Drill Hall

Host: East Acton Rifle Brigade

Please note: eatable and drinkables not included



~ Dinner Party ~

Host: Mr Franching, of Peckham

Guests: Mr Hardfur Huttle; Mr & Mrs Samuel Hillbutter; Mrs Field; Mr & Mrs Purdick; Mr Pratt; Mr R. Kent; Mr & Mrs Charles Pooter



* Details derived from 'The Diary of a Nobody' by George and Weedon Grossmith *


Lady and the Tramp

My preferred breeds of dog:


Dalmatian

Distinctive smooth haired coat.
Relatively healthy.
High guarding instinct.


Greyhound

Calm temperament.
Generally non-barkers.
No undercoat.


Beagle

Best scenting abilities.


Bichon Frises

Hypoallergenic coat.
Relatively healthy.



Pretty Perfume Bottle DD

Dahlia Divin by Givenchy

"When Gold Meets Fragrance. Like a Haute Couture gown, this golden scent enrobes you in a warm, radiant sensuality and unveils the divine within you. Lush Floral Woody".

"Dahlia Divin makes its perfumery debut with notes of golden fruit; Mirabelle Plum. Entwined with the aroma of a bouquet of white flowers, highlighted by Jasmine like a ray of pure light. The fragrance develops fully with the rich alluring woody tones of Sandalwood for a strikingly delightful aura". 

"The woman who wears it is sublime and sensual, like a modern goddess".








* Image used is the property of Givenchy *

Friday, 1 July 2016

A Proper Apology from Sheldon

Step One:
An admission of wrong doing.

Step Two:
A promise never to repeat said action.

Step Three:
An earnest request for forgiveness.


* TBBT Series 9, Episode 23 *

** In response to the UK's EU Referendum result **



Maiden Names

Her Former Name


Constantinople - Istanbul
Madras - Chennai
Peking - Beijing
Burma - Myanmar
Canton - Guangzhou
Bombay - Mumbai
Edo - Tokyo
Formosa - Taiwan
Hong Kong - Hong Kong Special Administrative Region 
Ceylon - Sri Lanka





A Functional Member of Society

Social protocol dictates:
~ When you have visitors you must offer them a hot beverage.

Social protocol states:
~ When a friend is upset, you offer them a hot beverage, such as tea.

Accepted conventions:
~ Small talk

Christmas gift protocol:
~ You are obligated to give the other person something of equal value based upon the other person's present to you and the level of perceived friendship.

Friendship:
~ Friendship contains within it an inherent obligation to maintain confidences.



Wednesday, 1 June 2016

Iron Maidens

The Women's Institute Centenary Banquet
Venue: The Livery Hall at the Draper's Company, London


Starter
'We All Stand For Jerusalem'

Jerusalem artichoke, parsley sponge, parsley oil, slow poached yolk, confit lamb loin and pearl barley risotto

Chef: Richard Bainbridge (Central)




Fish
'Emancipation'

Cod loin, cod dashi, squid ink powder, crispy potato, scorched gem lettuce and gold shoots

Chef: Michael O'Hare (North East)



Main Course
'Teaching and Preaching'

Goat, dumpling, pineapple, cheese

Chef: Matt Gillan (London & South East)

 



Dessert
'Inspiring Women'

Summer Trifle and DIY Victoria Sponge Cocktail

Chef: Richard Bainbridge (Central)




♫ And did those feet in ancient time

Walk upon England’s mountains green?

And was the holy Lamb of God
On England’s pleasant pastures seen?
And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among those dark satanic mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear: o clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariots of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight;
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England’s green and pleasant land. ♫


* Domestic Goblin does not claim any credit for the images used in this post *

Follow The Countryside Code!

When hiking in the countryside or visiting historic places of interest, sometimes people ignore, or are oblivious, to general rules of etiquette when outdoors. To these folk, it is very tempting to yell: FOLLOW THE COUNTRYSIDE CODE!!!

For those of you who are not aware of what this means, please find the information below derived from the government website:

Respect. Protect. Enjoy
Respect other people:
  • consider the local community and other people enjoying the outdoors
  • leave gates and property as you find them and follow paths unless wider access is available
Protect the natural environment:
  • leave no trace of your visit and take your litter home
  • keep dogs under effective control
Enjoy the outdoors:
  • plan ahead and be prepared
  • follow advice and local signs

Respect other people

Please respect the local community and other people using the outdoors. Remember your actions can affect people’s lives and livelihoods.

Consider the local community and other people enjoying the outdoors

Respect the needs of local people and visitors alike – for example, don’t block gateways, driveways or other paths with your vehicle.
When riding a bike or driving a vehicle, slow down or stop for horses, walkers and farm animals and give them plenty of room. By law, cyclists must give way to walkers and horse- riders on bridleways.
Co-operate with people at work in the countryside. For example, keep out of the way when farm animals are being gathered or moved and follow directions from the farmer.
Busy traffic on small country roads can be unpleasant and dangerous to local people, visitors and wildlife - so slow down and where possible, leave your vehicle at home, consider sharing lifts and use alternatives such as public transport or cycling. For public transport information, phone Traveline on 0871 200 22 33 or visit www.traveline.org.uk.

Leave gates and property as you find them and follow paths unless wider access is available

A farmer will normally close gates to keep farm animals in, but may sometimes leave them open so the animals can reach food and water. Leave gates as you find them or follow instructions on signs. When in a group, make sure the last person knows how to leave the gates.
Follow paths unless wider access is available, such as on open country or registered common land (known as ‘open access land’).
If you think a sign is illegal or misleading such as a ‘Private - No Entry’ sign on a public path, contact the local authority.
Leave machinery and farm animals alone – don’t interfere with animals even if you think they’re in distress. Try to alert the farmer instead.
Use gates, stiles or gaps in field boundaries if you can – climbing over walls, hedges and fences can damage them and increase the risk of farm animals escaping.
Our heritage matters to all of us – be careful not to disturb ruins and historic sites.

Protect the natural environment

We all have a responsibility to protect the countryside now and for future generations, so make sure you don’t harm animals, birds, plants or trees and try to leave no trace of your visit. When out with your dog make sure it is not a danger or nuisance to farm animals, horses, wildlife or other people.

Leave no trace of your visit and take your litter home

Protecting the natural environment means taking special care not to damage, destroy or remove features such as rocks, plants and trees. They provide homes and food for wildlife, and add to everybody’s enjoyment of the countryside.
Litter and leftover food doesn’t just spoil the beauty of the countryside, it can be dangerous to wildlife and farm animals – so take your litter home with you. Dropping litter and dumping rubbish are criminal offences.
Fires can be as devastating to wildlife and habitats as they are to people and property – so be careful with naked flames and cigarettes at any time of the year. Sometimes, controlled fires are used to manage vegetation, particularly on heaths and moors between 1 October and 15 April, but if a fire appears to be unattended then report it by calling 999.

Keep dogs under effective control

When you take your dog into the outdoors, always ensure it does not disturb wildlife, farm animals, horses or other people by keeping it under effective control. This means that you:
  • keep your dog on a lead, or
  • keep it in sight at all times, be aware of what it’s doing and be confident it will return to you promptly on command
  • ensure it does not stray off the path or area where you have a right of access
Special dog rules may apply in particular situations, so always look out for local signs – for example:
  • dogs may be banned from certain areas that people use, or there may be restrictions, byelaws or control orders limiting where they can go
  • the access rights that normally apply to open country and registered common land (known as ‘open access’ land) require dogs to be kept on a short lead between 1 March and 31 July, to help protect ground nesting birds, and all year round near farm animals
  • at the coast, there may also be some local restrictions to require dogs to be kept on a short lead during the bird breeding season, and to prevent disturbance to flocks of resting and feeding birds during other times of year
  • it’s always good practice (and a legal requirement on ‘open access’ land) to keep your dog on a lead around farm animals and horses, for your own safety and for the welfare of the animals. A farmer may shoot a dog which is attacking or chasing farm animals without being liable to compensate the dog’s owner
  • however, if cattle or horses chase you and your dog, it is safer to let your dog off the lead – don’t risk getting hurt by trying to protect it. Your dog will be much safer if you let it run away from a farm animal in these circumstances and so will you
  • everyone knows how unpleasant dog mess is and it can cause infections, so always clean up after your dog and get rid of the mess responsibly –‘ bag it and bin it’. Make sure your dog is wormed regularly to protect it, other animals and people

Enjoy the outdoors

Even when going out locally, it’s best to get the latest information about where and when you can go. For example, your rights to go onto some areas of open access land and coastal land may be restricted in particular places at particular times. Find out as much as you can about where you are going, plan ahead and follow advice and local signs.

Plan ahead and be prepared

You’ll get more from your visit if you refer to up-to-date maps or guidebooks and websites before you go. Visit Natural England on GOV.UK or contact local information centres or libraries for a list of outdoor recreation groups offering advice on specialist activities.
You’re responsible for your own safety and for others in your care – especially children - so be prepared for natural hazards, changes in weather and other events. Wild animals, farm animals and horses can behave unpredictably if you get too close, especially if they’re with their young - so give them plenty of space.
Check weather forecasts before you leave. Conditions can change rapidly especially on mountains and along the coast, so don’t be afraid to turn back. When visiting the coast check for tide times at easytide.ukho.gov.uk, don’t risk getting cut off by rising tides and take care on slippery rocks and sea-weed.
Part of the appeal of the countryside is that you can get away from it all. You may not see anyone for hours, and there are many places without clear mobile phone signals, so let someone else know where you’re going and when you expect to return.

Follow advice and local signs

England has about 190,000 km (118,000 miles) of public rights of way, providing many opportunities to enjoy the natural environment. Get to know the signs and symbols used in the countryside to show paths and open countryside. See the Countryside Code leaflet for more detail.