I'm not interrupting, I'm collaboratively overlapping.
(Tom)
(Tom)
Hands above the equator.
(Frisbee)
What heaven smells like according to:
Amily - grandma's chocolate chip cookies
Mohsin - a vintage sailboat
Wendy - grandmother's quilt
Tom - pepperoni Hot Pockets
Judy - a dry Chardonnay
That smells like an entire rugby team is forced to live in one tiny room. And they're only allowed to eat lamb sausage. And they share the same jockstrap without a washing machine. And that jockstrap has been rebirthed into that candle...
(Amily)
The perfect roast chicken with Hasselback potatoes. It's a clincher.
(Gene)
You did something good in a moment that was blessed.
(Mohsin)
The gas company doesn't facetime.
(Amily)
* Memorable quotes from God's Favorite Idiot *
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