The House of No Imagination

Monica inherits her aunt Slyvia's dollhouse and invites Phoebe to play. The following evening, Phoebe is ready to play and brings:

An enormous ceramic dog

Phoebe: Every house should have a dog.

Monica: Not one that can pee on the roof!

Phoebe: Maybe it's so big because the house was built on radioactive waste.

Ghost for the attic

Monica: I don't want a ghost.

Phoebe: Well, nobody wants a ghost but you got one because the house is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground.

Dinosaur

Phoebe: Quick, dinosaur attack! Quick, everyone into the house!

Monica: No dinosaurs, no ghosts and no giant dogs okay? They're not the right size, they're not Victorian and they just don't go.

Phoebe: Come dinosaur, we're not welcome in the house of no imagination.

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Phoebe creates her own dollhouse and it has:

~ A slide instead of stairs

~ A licorice room where you can eat all the furniture

~ When guests come over, they can stay on the tootsie roll-away bed

~ An aroma room

Ross: This is the coolest house ever!

In addition, Phoebe's dollhouse lights up and blows bubbles.

Chandler: Hey, my father's house does that.

Residents of the dollhouse:

~ Giraffe

~ Pirate

~ Foster puppets

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Information derived from FRIENDS S3:E20.