Tnetennba

The IT department at Reynholm Industries in London consists of Jen Barber (Head of IT and Relationship Manager); Maurice Moss (IT Technician) and Roy Trenneman (IT Technician).

Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again? (Roy)

I have lots of experience with the whole computer thing: emails; sending emails; receiving emails; deleting emails - I could go on...the Web; using mouse - mices - using mice; clicking; double clicking; the computer screen of course; the keyboard; the bit that goes on the floor down there... (Jen, when asked about her IT experience).

Moss and Roy attempts to talk about football in a 'football voice':

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

Thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in. 

Lies that Roy and Moss tell to Jen:

If you type Google into Google, you can break the internet. 

There's an apple inside every Apple Mac.

Bill Gates is called Bill Gates because he owns a lot of gates.

The internet doesn't weigh anything.

The Elders of the Internet.

This, Jen, is the Internet

Friendface (fictional social networking website).

Cuke: it's heaven in a can (fictional fizzy drink).

Tnetennba: Good morning, that's a nice tnetennba (Moss' nine letter word on Countdown).

8+ 

An exclusive club for those gifted few who make it through to eight episodes of Countdown.

Moss wears a red beret and drinks a glass of milk, straight up. Ribena for Prime.  

Countdown groupies are the most sexually voracious of all groupies and the most beautiful.

* The Domestic Goblin cannot believe that it has taken her more than a decade to write a blog post on the IT Crowd *