Young Sheldon's fears
- Dogs
- Birds
- Insects
- Germs
- Hugging
- Button fly pants
- Rivers, ponds, lakes, oceans, estuaries
- Corduroy
- Root vegetables
- Squeaky balloons
- Tinted windows
- Take a penny, leave a penny
- Fireworks
- Potbelly stoves
- Dust bunnies
- Fuzz on peaches
The Texas Holy Trinity
~ God
~ Football
~ Barbeque
~ Football
~ Barbeque
Meemaw's Secret Brisket Recipe
1 tablespoon cumin
1 cup brown sugar
2 tablespoons smoked paprika
3 tablespoons dried mustard
1 cup Lone Star Beer
Young Sheldon's Bathroom Schedule
~ Number one
First thing in the morning
Then again in the afternoon
Once more in the late afternoon (4pm/4:30pm depending on his juice intake)
Then a quick piddle before bedtime
Young Sheldon's Food
~ Meat cooked to at least 165 degrees, except for chicken, which is 180.
~ The different foods can't touch each other on the plate.
~ Ketchup and mustard must come out of a packet. No bottles.
~ He likes spaghetti.
Young Sheldon's Favourites
Colour: blue and khaki
Ice-cream: vanilla and orange sherbet Push Up
Food: spaghetti with cut up hot dogs in it
Young Sheldon's Drink specifications
Chamomile tea: One teaspoon of honey. An ice cube to cool it off.
Ginger ale: Canada Dry. Room temperature. Mostly flat.
Young Sheldon's objections to certain pets
~ Turtles carry salmonella.
~ Gerbils caused the plague.
~ Birds will steal his hair to make a nest.
Young Sheldon's preferred shoes
~ Brown Sperry Penny Loafers
Young Sheldon's sandwich
~ Smuckers strawberry jelly.
~ Jif creamy peanut butter.
~ White sandwich loaf from Happy Hearth Home Bakeries.
Random information
~ Home telephone number: 409-356-6049
~ Home address: 5501 Grant Avenue, Medway, Texas
Intro outfits/costumes
~ Bow-tie, cowboy boots and briefcase
~ The Flash
~ Spock/Star Trek
~ Einstein
~ Astronaut
~ American farmer?
How young Sheldon plans to spend the $100 his meemaw gave him
Dipping his toe in the exciting world of the stock market by purchasing three shares of RadioShack.
As a shareholder, he will be partial owner of his very favourite company.
(Whilst his twin sister Missy bought a cotton candy machine).
Young Sheldon's rite of passage
Instead of rock and roll music, his concert was a lecture on black hole topology.
Instead of a stage dive, he would dive into knowledge.
Instead of guitar-shredding solos, he would witness universe shredding hypotheses.
Instead of a charismatic frontman dazzling the audience, there will be, well the exact same thing.
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