How human beans taste according to the Big Friendly Giant aka the Royal Dream Blower:
~ Turks from Turkey taste of turkey
~ Greeks from Greece taste greasy
~ Human beans from Panama taste of hats
~ Human beans from Wales taste of fish
~ Human beans from Jersey taste of cardigans
~ Danes from Denmark taste of Labrador
~ People of Labrador taste of Great Danes
~ Human beans in Wellington taste of boots
~ The English taste of crodscollop
~ An Eskimo is like a lovely ice-cream lolly
~ A Hottentot warms up a cold giant
~ Human beans from Chile are very chilly
~ English school children taste of inky books
~ Swedes from Sweden taste of sweet and sour
The Other Nine Giants
- Bloodbottler
- Fleshlumpeater
- Manhugger
- Bonecruncher
- Childchewer
- Meatdripper
- Gizzardgulper
- Maidmasher
- Butcher Boy
* Information derived from The BFG written by Roald Dahl *
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