Nincompoop

Domestic Goblin's Favourite Shakespearean Insults:

~ Bacon-fed knave

~ Glacial being

~ Red-tailed bubble bee

~ Honeysuckle villain

~ Upright rabbit

~ Painted clay

~ King of codpieces

~ Sunday citizen

~ Taffeta punk

Some Austen insults:

~ Humourless poppycocks

~ Painted peacocks