Amusing lines from 'Toxicology' and 'Atom' written by Steve Aylett:
~ Do insects bruise?
~ Lizard: when mashed, this animal resembles snot.
~ A hundred per cent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.
~ Cordiality is a species of deception.
~ Dead: [being] commendably economical with [ones] breathing.
~ Scientists have found that the gene for low IQ is biologically paired with that of a fondness for pasta.
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