~ Perle de Mousse by Ann Gerard: delicate and beautiful
~ Sartorial by Penhaligon's: Bertie Wooster in a bottle
~ Aromatics Elixir by Clinique: Gothic eighties throwback
~ Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules: overhyped floral nothingness
~ Carnal Flower by Frederic Malle: overhyped flower stems
~ Black Violet by Tom Ford: overpriced hair conditioner
~ Ivoire (2012) by Balmain: addictive soapy floral
~ 1905 by Detaille: flowery forest
~ Yachting by Detaille: leafy cedar
~ Miles by Detaille: the woody bottom surprises
~ Love, Chloe by Chloe: purple powdery rice
~ Kenzo Amour by Kenzo: inedible rice pudding
~ CK One by Calvin Klein: faceless nineties scent
~ Lily of the Valley by Woods of Windsor: synthetic nothingness
~ Lolita Lempicka by Lolita Lempicka: Gothic Snow White
~ Skin Petals by Illuminum: plastic doll's bottom
~ Cashmere Musk by Illuminum: musky melted plastic
~ Revisiting: White Gardenia Petals by Illuminum: jasmine-scented insect repellent
~ Jour d'Hermes by Hermes: weightless salad dressing
~ Le Rose by Lyn Harris: non existent rose
~ Calyx by Clinique: fruity hair conditioner
~ Sun Perfume by Lush: diluted orange juice
~ Furse Perfume by Lush: evergreen forest
~ Jardin d'Interdit by Givenchy: a fleeting scent of melon balls
~ Lovely by Sarah Jessica Parker: polite magnolia
~ Salt Air by Demeter: cough inducing saline-wind-swept-hair
~ Vanilla & Anise by Jo Malone: useful for dog-knappers
~ Light Blue by Dolce & Gabbana: generic shampoo that won't rinse out
~ Turquatic by MAC: mermaid bathing in the Mediterranean
~ Dahlia Divin by Givenchy: golden and divine
~ Chamade by Guerlain
~ Organza Indecence by Givenchy
Comments in italic denotes comments from my smelly partner in crime, code name Spider.
Colour Key:
Red: can't smell what all the fuss is about
Amber: agreeable/nothing special
Green: love/must buy
Blue: to be tested
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