Mr Monk

Basic requirements:

• Moist towelettes for germs
• Takes three showers every day with a star-shaped nozzle
• Needs a five-watt night light for sleeping
• Needs dark coloured pillow cases

Sleepover items:

• First aid kit
• Toothbrush
• Back up toothbrush
• Back up bristles for the back up toothbrushes
• Pyjamas
• Four pairs of underwear 
• Talcum powder

Favourites:

• Sierra Springs bottled water (Seasons 1-5)
• Summit Creek bottled water (Season 6 -8)
• Chicken pot pie

List of phobias:

1. Germs 
2. Heights
3. Snakes
4. Milk
5. Needles
6. Risk
7. Death
8. Mushrooms
9. Crowds
10. Elevators
11. The miracle of birth
12. Public speaking
13. Glaciers
14. Rodeos
15. Dentists
16. Blankets 
17. Possums
18. Soccer riots
19. Frogs
20. Hailstones
21. Clouds
22. Harmonicas 
23. Ladybugs
24. Fire
25. Spiders
26. Sand
27. Earthquakes
28. Tigers
29. Boats
30. Charcoal
31. Underwear 
32. Boats
33. Underwater
34. Enclosed spaces
35. Submarines
36. Rabbits
37. Tunnels
38. Bridges
39. Decaffeinated coffee
40. Lightning
41. Wind
42. Egg whites
43. Naked people

There's a chicken in Mexico who can play tic tac toe. (S2:E15)

Sis nav mans metelis - High Tamien for 'this is not my coat'. (The pronunciation sounds similar to 'she's now gone meatless').

(S3:E1)

Job offer from San Francisco Magazine: 

Factchecker

US$42,000 per year 

Medical plan

Four weeks paid vacation

Dental plan

(S3:E4)

Recycling:

• Separates everything into piles exactly 20 inches high
• Then puts each pile into a green ten-gallon reinforced double-ply trash bag which is double taped shut
• Then puts that bag into another bag which is wrapped in twine four times counterclockwise and ties each end twice

(S4:E3)

Toothbrush:

• The Gertler 4000
• Extra-soft polyurethane bristles
• Blue rubber handle

A passage of Trudy's poem:

The snows that burn away

like tears of God, reveal the world anew

We are reborn; nothing is lost forever.

(S4:E6)

Shirts:

16 inch collar

33 inch sleeve

Inspected by inspector number eight, Maria Ortiz

(S4:E10)

Oral hygiene:

Brushes teeth 12 times a day

Flosses every 90 minutes

When looking at evidence and/or crime scene:

• Look between your fingers
• Let your mind go blank
• Let the room wash over you 
• Go up or go down or lean
• Making connections 
• Looking for inconsistencies 

(S5:E1)

Incense smells worse than garbage.

(S5:E3)

Allergies:

• Tetracycline

Shampoo:

• Pantene for dry hair

Running away items:

• Stain remover
• Back up stain remover
• Trudy pillow
• Clothes
• Soap
• Wipes
• Water

Born to be mild.

Haul bottom.

(S6:E4)

Personal Assistants:

Sharona Fleming (Season 1 - Season 3: Episode 9)

Natalie Teeger (Season 3: Episode 10 - Season 8)

Therapists:

Dr Charles Kroger (Seasons 1-6)

Dr Neven Bell (Seasons 7-8)

35, 4, 7, 53, 23, 44

25, 52, 7, 32, 10, 17

25, 62, 12, 15, 33, 54

(S7:E3)

Betavegatech - an agricultural engineering research lab founded by Professor Dean Berry. Projects include:

~ Square tomatoes 

The square shape means that farmers can pack 35% more tomatoes per carton. 

Cheaper. More efficient. 

Every slice is exactly the same size.

You can taste the symmetry.

~ New corn seeds

Genetically engineered to sprout in 20 minutes.

Professor Berry's wheels:

~ Bike gifted by the Visionary Project (a non-profit environmental group) in recognition of his work.

Name engraved.

Custom seat.

Cool lock.

Eco-friendly hemp basket.

Frame is filled with polycarbonate honeycomb for better stability.

~ ZAP Xebra Xero

Aerodynamically perfect car.

100% fossil free.

Built in solar panels.

The future on wheels.

(S7:E11)

Children's TV show:

The Cooper Clan.

Tuesdays at 8 o'clock.

(S8:E1)

Favourite snack:

Ten round crackers.

A glass of apple juice with one ice cube.

(S8:E1)

Separating laundry:

Whites

Off whites

Off off whites

Red

Yellow

Green

Blue

Indigo

Left socks 

Right socks

The gentlemen's room in the Vinton Street Theater:

Gilson the restroom attendant (the Michaelangelo of lavatories).

Ten different types of soap (one was from the Gansu province of China).

Handwoven Peruvian cotton hand towels.

Magical.

Spotless.

(S8:E6)

Lunch:

Turkey club, lightly toasted.

Hold the lettuce. Hold the bacon. Hold the mayo.

Five slices of turkey cut four ways on a square plate.

(S8:E10)

Floral soulmates:

Natalie - butterfly orchid

Joy (owner of Affinity)  - tiger lily

Randy - crocus

Adrian - plastic flower

(S8:E13)

Detective First Class

Adrian Monk

Homicide division

(S8:E14)

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