Quatro Queso Dos Fritos

Amusing quotes taken from the TV series: Psych

Aggiornamento 

Butyraceous 

(S1:E3)

Double chocolate mango pineapple scones

(S1:E9)

Polygamy, pancakes and pterodactyls 

(S1:E14)

Non-fat vanilla half-caf with lots of whipped cream but without the usual pink straw

(S1:E15)

25329 

(S2:E2)

They always hide the apple in the bike.

(S2:E14)

I'm Shawn Spencer: police psychic, amateaur daredevil, denture wearer and strawberry crepe enthusiast.

(S3:E3)

We'll be as non-existent as an Aldo Nova fan.

(S3:E3)

Toblerone: it's like a more sophisticated crackle. (S3:E16)

You're not bald, you're just taller than your hair. (S4:E2)

I would rather adopt a child.

(S4:E8)

Henry Spencer's 36-hour survival basket contains: 

• Two ham sandwiches on stone ground wheat, mustard, no mayo
• Plenty of electrolyte liquids
• A flashlight

(S4:E8)

Kids names considered by Gus:

• Lavender (if it's a girl)
• Deandre Pride Guster (if it's a boy)

(S4:E8)

Lunch for us starts ten minutes after breakfast ends, goes till ten minutes before dinner starts. Unless, of course we just combine the two in which case we have linner. And then there's dessinner which is dessert and dinner.

(S4:E11)

Shawn is introduced on page 11 as a thick-tufted boy genius who ice skates through life on polished blades of snarky eloquence. Gus is described as laughing on the outside, crying on the inside, the fastidious wrinkle on the brow of Psych. The author also said Gus had skin of pure cocoa velvetiness and would like to use that skin to make children's dolls.

(S4:E16)

Gabardine Hightail: 

Two parts Brora Scotch

One part Drambuie

A teaspoon of honey

Different, classy, cool.

(S5:E4)

As for the deeds of men by the words of your lips, I have kept from the path of the violent PSALMS 17:4

Now let us go forth and kick much ass CRAIG 1:1

(S5:E7)

I would rather fall in love with a vegan.

(S5:E14)

I have the tenacity of a swiss fox and the instincts of a dragonfly.

(S5:E16)

I would rather learn to play the harp.

(S6:E3)

Tap-Man - the tap dancing superhero.

Superpower: Rhythm.

Alter ego: Mild mannered dance instructor.

His arch nemesis: Riverdance man.

How he fights: He confuses the bad guys with his quick syncopation and grabs some tap sand from his trusty pouch and splat! Right in the eyes.

To the Tap-Mobile!

(S6:E4)

I would rather spend the rest of my life at Lilith Fair.

(S6:E4)

Just cos you put syrup on something, don’t make it pancakes.

(S6:E15)

High on Carlton Lassiter's list of enemies:

• Internal Affairs
• UNICEF
• Lance Bass 
• The Innocence Project

(S6:E15)

I would rather spend all day at the mall with McNab.

(S7:E3)

Seize

Eggs

I don't know

Zebra

Eighties

(S8:E3)

Burton Guster aka: 

• Gus Sillypants Jackson
• Magic Head 
• Gus TT Showbiz
• Vernest Lambert Watkins
• Ghee Buttersnaps
• Lavender Gooms
• Clementine Wooliesocks
• Jonathan Jacob Jingly Smith
• Santonio Holmes
• Dion Richmond
• Chaz Bono
• M.C. Clap Yo Handz
• Imhotep 
• Control-Alt-Delete
• Yasmine Bleethe
• Lodge Blackmunn
• Radio Star
• Gusjay Gupta
• Watson Williams
• Ingle Woods
• Fellatio Del Toro
• Eddie Adams from Torrance
• Larenz Tate
• Gurn Blanstein
• Immaculate Conception 
• Domo Arigato
• Blue Ivy Carter
• Bill Uvrights
• Vijay Amritraj 
• Django Unchained
• Flapjack Palmdale
• Burton Trout 
• 'Bad News' Marvin Barnes
• Lil Wayne
• King Mongkut
• Gigi van Tronh
• The Wiz
• Recap McGhee
• Trending Ontwitter
• Darnell Guster
• Satchel Gizmo
• Denzel Diggs Underwood Morris Chestnut Washington 
• Burton Guster Black Spencer

Bonus information

Fries Quatro Queso Dos Fritos

Potatoes are injected with a four-cheese mixture, fry them three-quarters of the way, pull them out, batter them, fry them again, and then serve them with bacon and an ancho chile sour cream.

Cheese-infused, twice-battered fries

Psych theme song

First verse:

In between the lines there’s a lot of obscurity.

I’m not inclined to resign to maturity.

If it’s alright, then you’re all wrong.

But why bounce around to the same damn song?You’d rather run when you can’t crawl...

Chorus: 

I know, you know, that I’m not telling the truth.

I know, you know, they just don’t have any proof.

Embrace the deception- learn how to bend,

Your worst inhibitions tend to psych you out in the end.

Second verse:

In the realm of compliments, there isn't any higher than
A fabricated misdirection fashioned by a liar.
You think you hate all that you love,
Acting so surprised when it fits you like a glove.

You want to find the answers then I offer a solution
Everyone has got a dose of healthy disillusion
If it's a game yeah, they wanna play
You better load the dice cause they'll do it anyway, but...
You'd rather run when you can't crawl...

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Suck it!

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The Super Sniffer

~ Follow by Kerosene

"Warmth and bright new mornings collide when passersby glance. Eyes close as they take in dark-roasted coffee, vanilla, and amber. Their usual route is abandoned; it's you they follow."

Notes: Coffee beans, vanilla, benzoin, tonka, sap, and amber.

Comments: The Domestic Goblin had such high hopes for this one because Aaron Terence Hughes gave it a 10/10.

Verdict: A delicious coffee opening and then an ashy incense and bonfire dry down with nothing else inbetween. Disappointed.

~ R'oud Elements by Kerosene 

"An orange bitter sun is setting beyond the trees, a small oud and sandalwood fire smolders. The scent is soft, deep and longing for invitation."

Notes: Oud, Cedar, Sandalwood, Amber, Vanilla, Lavender, Iris, and Orange Bitters.

Verdict: The oud dominates. Disappointed.

~ Unknown Pleasures by Kerosene

Description: You're walking down a cold street in England, listening to Joy Division, sipping on a  warm cup of London Fog. This fragrance opens up with the smooth sweetness of honey with Earl Grey tea, with a zing of lemon. It dries down to a cozy vanilla, sweet tonka bean and waffle cone base, sure to make any gourmand lover smile.

Notes: Earl Grey tea, Lemon, Bergamot, Honey, Tonka Bean, Caramel, Vanilla and Waffle Cone.

Comments: The Domestic Goblin decided to revisit this fragrance in the hopes that her nose would appreciate this fragrance more after eight years.

2024 verdict: Polite waffles and a fleeting lemon drizzle cake. Too polite and too fleeting.

~ Cerutti 1881 Pour Femme by Cerutti

A fragrance that pairs the essence of femininity with timeless elegance. Authentic, subtle and sensitive. Woody | Floral.

Top notes: Linen Flower, Mimosa, Freesia, Violet.

Heart notes: Linen Flower, Orange Blossom, Jasmine.

Base Notes: Sandlewood, Vanilla.

Verdict: Smells like a ballerina washing their hair with vintage shampoo. Too pretty to repurchase.

~ Signature by Mont Blanc 

This fragrance tells the story of a creative woman. The feminine contrast between oriental vanilla and white musk brings exotic holiday feelings into everyday life.

Top notes: Clementine

Heart notes: Magnolia, Peony, Ylang-Ylang
Base notes: Benzoin, White Musk, Vanilla

Verdict: Smells like nectarine ice-cream and burnt plastic.

~ Cypress & Grapevine by Jo Malone

The aromatic notes of cypress trees unite with the warmth of grapevine and the sensuality of amber. A fresh and woody scent that leaves a lasting impression. Refined, distinctive and bold.

Verdict: A pleasant masculine citrus.

Mr Monk

Basic requirements:

• Moist towelettes for germs
• Takes three showers every day with a star-shaped nozzle
• Needs a five-watt night light for sleeping
• Needs dark coloured pillow cases

Sleepover items:

• First aid kit
• Toothbrush
• Back up toothbrush
• Back up bristles for the back up toothbrushes
• Pyjamas
• Four pairs of underwear 
• Talcum powder

Favourites:

• Sierra Springs bottled water (Seasons 1-5)
• Summit Creek bottled water (Season 6 -8)
• Chicken pot pie

List of phobias:

1. Germs 
2. Heights
3. Snakes
4. Milk
5. Needles
6. Risk
7. Death
8. Mushrooms
9. Crowds
10. Elevators
11. The miracle of birth
12. Public speaking
13. Glaciers
14. Rodeos
15. Dentists
16. Blankets 
17. Possums
18. Soccer riots
19. Frogs
20. Hailstones
21. Clouds
22. Harmonicas 
23. Ladybugs
24. Fire
25. Spiders
26. Sand
27. Earthquakes
28. Tigers
29. Boats
30. Charcoal
31. Underwear 
32. Boats
33. Underwater
34. Enclosed spaces
35. Submarines
36. Rabbits
37. Tunnels
38. Bridges
39. Decaffeinated coffee
40. Lightning
41. Wind
42. Egg whites
43. Naked people

There's a chicken in Mexico who can play tic tac toe. (S2:E15)

Sis nav mans metelis - High Tamien for 'this is not my coat'. (The pronunciation sounds similar to 'she's now gone meatless').

(S3:E1)

Job offer from San Francisco Magazine: 

Factchecker

US$42,000 per year 

Medical plan

Four weeks paid vacation

Dental plan

(S3:E4)

Recycling:

• Separates everything into piles exactly 20 inches high
• Then puts each pile into a green ten-gallon reinforced double-ply trash bag which is double taped shut
• Then puts that bag into another bag which is wrapped in twine four times counterclockwise and ties each end twice

(S4:E3)

Toothbrush:

• The Gertler 4000
• Extra-soft polyurethane bristles
• Blue rubber handle

A passage of Trudy's poem:

The snows that burn away

like tears of God, reveal the world anew

We are reborn; nothing is lost forever.

(S4:E6)

Shirts:

16 inch collar

33 inch sleeve

Inspected by inspector number eight, Maria Ortiz

(S4:E10)

Oral hygiene:

Brushes teeth 12 times a day

Flosses every 90 minutes

When looking at evidence and/or crime scene:

• Look between your fingers
• Let your mind go blank
• Let the room wash over you 
• Go up or go down or lean
• Making connections 
• Looking for inconsistencies 

(S5:E1)

Incense smells worse than garbage.

(S5:E3)

Allergies:

• Tetracycline

Shampoo:

• Pantene for dry hair

Running away items:

• Stain remover
• Back up stain remover
• Trudy pillow
• Clothes
• Soap
• Wipes
• Water

Born to be mild.

Haul bottom.

(S6:E4)

Personal Assistants:

Sharona Fleming (Season 1 - Season 3: Episode 9)

Natalie Teeger (Season 3: Episode 10 - Season 8)

Therapists:

Dr Charles Kroger (Seasons 1-6)

Dr Neven Bell (Seasons 7-8)

35, 4, 7, 53, 23, 44

25, 52, 7, 32, 10, 17

25, 62, 12, 15, 33, 54

(S7:E3)

Betavegatech - an agricultural engineering research lab founded by Professor Dean Berry. Projects include:

~ Square tomatoes 

The square shape means that farmers can pack 35% more tomatoes per carton. 

Cheaper. More efficient. 

Every slice is exactly the same size.

You can taste the symmetry.

~ New corn seeds

Genetically engineered to sprout in 20 minutes.

Professor Berry's wheels:

~ Bike gifted by the Visionary Project (a non-profit environmental group) in recognition of his work.

Name engraved.

Custom seat.

Cool lock.

Eco-friendly hemp basket.

Frame is filled with polycarbonate honeycomb for better stability.

~ ZAP Xebra Xero

Aerodynamically perfect car.

100% fossil free.

Built in solar panels.

The future on wheels.

(S7:E11)

Children's TV show:

The Cooper Clan.

Tuesdays at 8 o'clock.

(S8:E1)

Favourite snack:

Ten round crackers.

A glass of apple juice with one ice cube.

(S8:E1)

Separating laundry:

Whites

Off whites

Off off whites

Red

Yellow

Green

Blue

Indigo

Left socks 

Right socks

The gentlemen's room in the Vinton Street Theater:

Gilson the restroom attendant (the Michaelangelo of lavatories).

Ten different types of soap (one was from the Gansu province of China).

Handwoven Peruvian cotton hand towels.

Magical.

Spotless.

(S8:E6)

Lunch:

Turkey club, lightly toasted.

Hold the lettuce. Hold the bacon. Hold the mayo.

Five slices of turkey cut four ways on a square plate.

(S8:E10)

Floral soulmates:

Natalie - butterfly orchid

Joy (owner of Affinity)  - tiger lily

Randy - crocus

Adrian - plastic flower

(S8:E13)

Detective First Class

Adrian Monk

Homicide division

(S8:E14)

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