Bernadette's Song

If I didn't Have You 

Written by Kate Micucci and Riki Lindhome (Garfunkel and Oates)
Performed by Simon Helberg, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, and Mayim Bialik

If I didn’t have you 
Life would be blue 
I’d be Dr Who without the Tardis 
A candle without a wick 
A Watson without a Crick 
I’d be one of my outfits without a Dick-ie 
I’d be cheese without the mac 
Jobs without the Wozniak 
I’d be solving exponential equations that use bases not 
found on your calculator making it much harder to crack 
I’d be an atom without a bomb 
A dot without the com 
And I’d probably still live with my mom
And he’d probably still live with his mom

Ever since I met you 
You turned my world around 
You supported all my dreams and all my hopes 
You’re like Uranium 235 and I’m Uranium 238 
Almost inseparable isotopes

I couldn’t have imagined 
How good my life would get 
From the moment that I met you, Bernadette

If I didn’t have you 
Life would be dreary 
I’d be string theory without any string 
I’d be binary code without a one
 a cathode-ray tube without an electron gun 
I’d be “Firefly,” “Buffy” and “Avengers” without Joss Whedon 
I’d speak a lot more Klingon Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam

And he’d definitely still live with his mom

Ever since I met you 
You turned my world around 
You’re my best friend and my lover 
We’re like changing electric and magnetic fields 
You can’t have one without the other

I couldn’t have imagined 
How good my life would get 
From the moment that I met you, Bernadette

Oh, we couldn’t have imagined 
How good our lives would get 
From the moment that we met you, Bernadette 


* Season 7, Episode 6 *