Toffee Eaters

Pretentious topics of conversation during social occasions involving Rah Rahs and Hooray Henrys


~ Do you think the novel is exhausted as an art form?

~ How do you feel about the situation in Chechnya? Isn't it terrible about Chechnya?

~ How semi-autobiographical is your work?

Tolkien Phonetic Alphabet

A = Arwen
B = Boromir
C = Celeborn
D = Dagorlad
E = Elf
F = Fangorn
G = Gollum
H = Hobbit
I = Isengard
J = Jetsam
K = Khazad-dun
L = Lembas
M = Mordor
N = Nazgul
O = Osgiliath
P = Pippin
Q = Quenya
R = Rohan
S = Sting
T = Treebeard
U = Ungoliant
V = Valar
W = Warg
X =
Y = Yrch
Z = Zirakilzig



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Banbury Intricate Craft Circle Politely Requests Women's Suffrage

Vision statement: Hoping to spread our suffrage message across the social divide and swell our ranks.

Noble proletariat.

To fill the bellies of the already full with fayre toiled for by the great unfed! 

Capitalist model.

Das Kapital.

Dr Hamm's Invigorator: a fizzy tea prescribed for sluggishness.

Ingredients include: baking soda, sugar, cocaine. 

May cause excitement, hysteria, increased confidence and delusions of power.