Monday, 1 December 2014

Non-Optional Social Conventions

Christmas present obligations as defined by Dr Sheldon Cooper

The foundation of gift giving is reciprocity:
The essence of the custom is to purchase a gift of comensurate value and prepresenting the same perceieved level of friendship as that represented in the gift you have been given.


Whilst on vacation: 
We must let our hair down in the local watering hole. It seems appropriate to order a Pina Colada with extra pineapple slices; extra whipped cream; extra cherries; extra umbrellas and no rum.

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