~ Persuade others to take up yoga exercises.
~ Believe that everyone should meditate.
~ Avoid all stimulants.
~ Drink carrot juice.
~ Believe that wheat is poison.
~ Avoid eating meat.
~ Believe that rice cakes are a special treat.
~ Offer to centre someone's yang.
Robotically quote:
"That's because he's got pressure on his meridian lines".
"You're full of things that are bad for you".
"You are miserable because you are always guzzling, gulping or puffing".
"You always want something. In Tibet, if they want something, they give something away".
"Yoga is amazing. It's like having sunshine in your veins".
"The only way to inner peace..."
"His energy centres are misaligned".
"Your chakras will be all clogged".
"I'm going to ignore that. That's the toxins in you talking".
* Post inspired by an episode of Black Books: Hello Sun *
S2:E5
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