Friday 1 February 2013

Tweed Jackets & Suede Elbow Pads

Papers written by Ross Geller:
~ The Connection Between Geographic Isolation and Rapid Mutagenesis
~ Punctuated Equilibrium in the Devonian Era

Ross Geller's speech:
"... by using CT scans and computer imaging, we can, in a very real way, bring the Mesozoic era into the 21st century".

Finalists for the Dewer research grant:
~ Dr Li claims that the field is too reliant on the Linnaean taxonomic system and proposes to correct this problem by looking for answers in the osteological evidence.
~ Dr Biely proposes to include field work that takes place primarily in the Pierre Shale region of South Dakota.
~ Dr Geller would like to fully excavate the Painted Desert.

Renyard's new theory:
~ Species Variegation in Segmented Arthropods

Notable Paleontologists:
~ Albert Wintermeyer - Nobel Prize winner (improved the accuracy of radiocarbon dating by a factor of ten).
~ Benjamin Hobart - double Nobel Prize winner.

Bonus: David the Scientist Guy received an academic grant which allowed him to travel to Minsk and conduct research into achieving positronic distillation of sub-atomic particles.

Made up word: Mboscodictiosaur.


* All information in this post are fictional and were derived from the tv series FRIENDS S9E20, S9E23 and S10E6 *

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