Showing posts with label Alexander McCall Smith. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alexander McCall Smith. Show all posts

Tuesday, 1 October 2024

Gaborone Slang

Charlie teaches Mma Makutsi some modern words: 


Spinza = beer
Zaka = money 
Clipper = one hundred Pula note 
Chilla = relax
Bo-4 = police
Majita = guy
Brazene = brother
Frying pan = liar 




* Information taken from 'A Song of Comfortable Chairs' by Alexander McCall Smith *

Friday, 1 March 2024

La Table de St Vincent

Owners: Therese and Annabelle
Chef and patron: Claude/Hugo
Waitress: Audette

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Menu 1


Starter
Moules Marinière
(Mussels in garlic, cream and white wine sauce)

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Soup
Soupe à l’oignon
(Onion Soup)

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Entrees
Gratin de pommes de terre aux anchois
(Potato gratin with anchovies)

Navarin Printanier 
(lamb stew with spring vegetables)

Boeuf Bourguinon 
(Beef stew cooked in red wine)

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Quatre Fromages

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Custard Tart

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Wine
 Chablis and house red



Menu 2

Normandy Ham with blackcurrant sauce

Potatoe Dauphinoise 

Beef Consomme



Menu 3
Onion Soup

Wild mushroom roulade

Guineafowl with a red wine jus

Sole served with sauce Dugléré

Griotte cherry clafoutis

Marcona almond cream

Mushroom, cheese and truffle omelette 

Wine
Chinon 



Menu 4
Huitres Mornay
(Oysters with Mornay Sauce)

Sea bass on fennel

Steak tartare 




* Post inspired by 'The Second Worst Restaurant in France' written by Alexander McCall Smith *


Musings from Saint Vincent de la Colline & Chateau Blissac

Bowdlerisation 
Removing or changing words or parts from a book, play, or film that are considered to be unsuitable or offensive.


Benighted
intellectually or morally ignorant, unenlightened.


Flibbertigibbet
An irresponsible, silly, gossipy or excessively talkative person.


Insults of the Day
A cross between a half-witted fish and a pneumonia germ.

Pop-eyed defective.

Goggling like a fish.

A low-down, horn-swoggling, double-crossing skunk.



What Patrick (Packy) Franklyn thinks of Senator Opal
"If he ever asks me to come down a lonely alley way with him to see his stamp collection I shall refuse with considerable firmness."


Downright amusing
"It was the first time Packy had been formally introduced to a cistern, and he was not quite sure of the correct etiquette. He bowed slightly and eyed the repellent object with interest."


"You cannot conduct a full-throated long-distance conversation in the early morning and finish up by ejaculating 'Hell!' in a voice like the bursting of an ammunition-dump without rousing such sleepers as may be in your vicinity."



Mr Slattery's Breakfast
Pot of coffee
Omelette fines herbes
Double order of ham and eggs
Small sirloin steak 
Toast and marmalade



Gertie gives Gordon Carlisle the bird
"If you want to know how you stand with me, we're pf' f' ft, and don't you forget it."



The scene changed
Medway smoked her cigarette without exhibiting any of the emotion which a girl listening to the conversation of a libertine might be expected to display.

The cigarette fell from Medway's fingers. She stared at her companion as if what he had just said had shocked her maidenly modesty to the core.



Sagacity
Foresight or ability to make good judgements.



Quagmire
A dangerous place or a difficult situation from which it is hard to escape.



Gendarme
French armed police force.



Auge davonkommen
As we should say in English (hazarding a translation of an untranslatable phrase): 'jolly well out of it.'



Broken off engagement 
Exquisite elation.




Luncheon of the Boating Party by Renoir



* Information taken from 'The Second Worst Restaurant in France' written by Alexander McCall Smith and 'Hot Water' written by P. G. Wodehouse *

Friday, 1 May 2020

Class Reunion Buffet hosted by Isabel Dalhousie

Vegetarian quiche
Venison stew
Lebanese chicken with raisins and couscous

Apple meringue pie
Mango sorbet

Cava
Australian Sauvignon Blanc



* Information derived from a short story written by Alexander McCall Smith *

Thursday, 1 January 2015

A Dinner Party in Hartfield

Hosts: 
Mr Henry Woodhouse (Country Gentleman and Engineer)
Miss Emma Woodhouse (Interior Design Graduate, Bath)


Venue:
The Woodhouse Family Home in Hartfield, Norfolk


Special Guests:
Miss Anne Taylor (Governess/Secretary)
George Knightley (Landowner of Donwell Abbey)
Philip Elton (Non-Stipendiary Parish Vicar of Highbury/Byzantine Historian)
James Weston (Rugby Trainer/Owner of the Randalls Estate)
Harriet Smith (Mrs Goddards Academy of English)
Miss Bates (Lloyds Names)
Mrs Floss Goddard (Principal of an English Language School)
Jane Fairfax (Music Graduate, St Johns College, Cambridge)
Frank Churchill (Son of James Weston)


Menu:
Pre-dinner drinks and canapes
Parma ham, asparagus spears and quails egg
Consomme
Venison
Chocolate mousse
Cheese
Coffee




* Information derived from Emma written by Alexander McCall Smith *

Mountpenny House

Dinner
Fish Soup, Mountpenny-style
Scaloppine alla Perugina
Apricot tarts or chestnuts with Marsala


Breakfast
Kippers
Kedgeree


Packed lunch
Three chicken sandwiches
Three smoked salmon sandwiches


Dinner
Gravlax with mustard sauce
Raspberry sorbet


Packed lunch
Duck sandwiches
Melton Mowbray pie
Fruitcake lightly soaked in rum



* Information derived from Fatty O'Leary's Dinner Party written by Alexander McCall Smith *

Saturday, 1 March 2014

Irene Pollock

Insufferable Mothers:

Insist on buying gender neutral birthday gifts for their son.

Insist on holding gender neutral birthday parties for their son.

Insist that their son wears crushed strawberry coloured dungarees.

Insist on rounding out their child by tutoring them at home after school whilst listening to Dante's Inferno in Italian.

Force their child to take Italian language; yoga and saxophone lessons during any spare time he/she has.

Believe that Scouts are too militaristic.

Ban their child from wearing a kilt due to being too nationalistic and arcane.

Believe that swearing in literature represents social realism.


2025 update:

Insist on getting their child an Irish passport even though they live in Scotland and not an Irish resident or citizen.

Insist on their child acquiring some sense of Irish identity via a planned identity programme and recruiting an Irish culture tutor.



*Ideas taken from the 44 Scotland Street series written by Alexander McCall Smith *