Wednesday 1 July 2020

Massapequa - Event Room C

Ross and Rachel's Pretend Wedding

Small but beautiful wedding with just parents and one or two friends.

On a cliff in Barbados at sunset.

Stevie Wonder sang 'Isn't She Lovely' as Rachel walked down the aisle.

Photographer: Annie Leibowitz.

Ross rode in on a Harley.

Rachel's lace veil was made by blind Belgian nuns.

Ross' proposal: Ross took Rachel to the Planetarium where they had their first date. The room was filled with lilies (Rachel's favourite flower). Fred Astaire was singing 'The Way You Look Tonight' on the sound system. As the lights came down, Ross got on one knee and written accross the dome in the stars were the words: 'Will you marry me?'. 

Travelled from the ceremony to the reception with Rachel in the sidecar.

A dove placed a ring on Rachel's finger.



S8:E18

Girls and Boys

Names considered for Ross, Carol and Susan's baby:

Carol and Susan
Boy: Marlon
Girl: Minnie

Ross
Girl: Julia

Susan
Girl: Helen

Carol and Susan
Boy: Jordy

Ross and Carol
Boy: Jamie

Other
Jesse, Cody, Dillon

Final decision: Ben


Phoebe considers names for one of the babies:

Cougar
Exxon
The Hulk
Joey
Chandler
Ross
Chanoey

Final decision: Chandler
Final triplet names: Lesley, Frank Junior Junior, Chandler


Name suggestions for Ross and Rachel's baby:

Phoebe
Girl: Phoebe
Boy: Phoebo

Rachel
Girl: Sandrine, Rain, James
Boy: Dayton, Sawyer

Ross
Boy: Darwin, Thatcher, Stewart
Girl: Ruth, Helen

Other
Heath, Blaine, Sequoia

Maternity ward
Isabella, Delilah

Final decision: Emma


Monica and Chandler's twins:

Names that Monica picked out since she was 14
Boy: Daniel
Girl: Emma

Final decision: Jack and Erica


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Information taken from the following FRIENDS episodes:

S1E2
S1E23
S4E18
S8E13
S10E17

Solanum

Useful excerpts from The Zombie Survival Guide written by Max Brooks


~ There is one way to kill a zombie. The brain must be obliterated by any means possible. 
~ Cremation is the safest, most effective way of disposal.


Weapons

Best bludgeon: steel crowbar. Ideal for prolonged close combat.

Japanese samurai katana: ideal for long term conflicts.

Common machete - military type. Useful in tight quarters.

Best compact anti-zombie weapon: Trench spike.

Shaolin spade: useful in open space.

Flaming arrow: useful for long distance.


Equipment

Water, three quarts per day, for cooking and washing 
Hand-pumped water filter 
Four replacement filters 
Cistern for collecting rainwater 
Iodine and/or purification tablets.
Canned food, three cans per day (preferable to dried goods in that they contain some water) Two portable electric stoves 
Advanced medical kit (must include field-surgery implements and antibiotics) 
Bicycle-powered electric generator 
Gasoline generator (to be used only in emergencies) 
Twenty gallons of gasoline 
Rechargeable, battery-powered shortwave radio 
Two battery-powered torches
Two rechargeable, battery-powered electric lamps 
Two rechargeable, battery-powered and/or solar-powered radios 
Appropriate reinforcement materials, including lumber, bricks, mortar, etc. . 
Extensive tool kit, including sledgehammer, axe, handsaw, etc. 
Lime and/or bleaching powder in sufficient supply to maintain latrine 
One high-powered telescope (80X-100X), with spare lenses and cleaning equipment 
Fifteen emergency flares. 
Thirty-five chemical light sticks.
Five fire extinguishers 
Two sets of earplugs 
Spare parts for all aforementioned machinery and user's manuals. 
Extensive library of manuals, including a general disaster manual. 



Create a stronghold. Defending your home

Not everyone has the option to construct tornado-proof safe houses in advance.

For class 1 conflicts, most people's homes will provide adequate shelter.

For electricity, resort to the manual bicycle-powered generator.

Make sure your escape route is planned and your survival pack and weapon ready to go.

For two storey homes (or even apartment blocks):
~ Lock all doors and windows. The sound of shattering glass will serve as your best warning.
~ Run upstairs and fill the bath tub, sinks and any other receptacles with water. You never know when the water will be cut or contaminated.
~ Once you have stockpiled the upstairs, destroy the staircase but keep a ladder upstairs for your own use.

For one storey homes with no attic:
~ Grab whatever supplies you can and a weapon and climb onto the roof. Kick off any ladder used.

Other places:
~ Warehouses
~ Piers and docks
~ Prisons
~ Offshore oil rigs


DO NOT TURN ON THE LIGHTS


1. Organize before they rise! 
2. They feel no fear, why should you? 
3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 
4. Blades don't need reloading. 
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. 
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. 
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! 
9. No place is safe, only safer. 
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.