Lotions and Unguents

Skin care products that saved Domestic Goblin's overwashed hands; neglected feet; or maskne irritations in 2020 and 2021:

~ ACWELL No 5.5 Licorice pH Balancing Toner

To help fade away hyper-pigmentation and uneven skin tone.

(This has replaced DG's previous favourite products: La Roche Posay Effaclar Duo+ and various acid peel pads).

~ La Roche Posay Lipikar Baume AP +M

Soothing balm for extra dry, cracked or irritated skin.

~ Cicaplast Baume B5 

Portable tube for protecting the damaged skin barrier.

Yola Mezcal Blackberry Smash

🎵 Note to self
Don't be gay in Indiana
Big heads up:
That's a really stupid plan

There are places where it's in to be out
Maybe San Francisco or thereabout
But in Indiana without a doubt
If you're not straight
Then guess what's bound to hit the fan?

Just breathe, Emma
Not everyone is that repressed
Just breathe, Emma
It wouldn't be high school without a test

Just close your eyes
And count to ten
Go to your happy place and then
Try not to combust
Just breathe 🎵

~ Barry: I'm as gay as a bucket of wigs.

~ Dee Dee: We are not monsters, we are cultural disrupters.

~ Angie: Zazz is style plus confidence.

* Information taken from the 2020 musical film 'The Prom' *

Collinsport, Maine

Barnabas Collins

~ Barnabas was born in Liverpool. He describes Liverpool as filthy. The air is choked with soot, and the streets reek of freshly hurled chamber pots. The smell of urine permeates the air.

~ Barnarbas spent the last two centuries locked in a box; staring into the all consuming void - the dark shadows of one's soul. He was awakened by a yellow dragon with iron teeth. Confronted by giant large letter 'M' with the luminance of a thousand lanterns.

Collinswood 

Established in 1760 by Barnabas Collins and his family.

Have you ever seen such majesty?

~ The perfect marriage of European elegance and American enterprise.

~ Nine of the finest craftsman the world will ever know lost digit, limb and life in the process of carving these glorious pillars.

~ The opulence and complexity of this magnificent chandelier should only be found in the palaces of nobility.

~ The fireplace sculpted entirely of the most exquisite carrara marble from Firenze, Italia. Each joint containing a single pearl. 

~ Barnarbas' father had quite a flair for secret passages and rooms. Family is the only real wealth though clearly he was not opposed to other kinds.

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~ You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly.

* Quotes and descriptions taken from the film Dark Shadows starring Johnny Depp et al *